Zeroed (Patreon)

For those of us holing out for a physical copy, Metroid Prime Remastered releases today! I can finally see the biomes of Tallon IV in HD, and more importantly see Samus’ most realistically portrayed model in HD. I feel like when the devs at Retro Studios got to the Prime sequels, they were under strict orders to change their rugged bounty hunter to Zero Suit Samus, no matter how much it conflicted with the overall design of the rest of the game. And they were like, “You want Zero Suit Samus? You got ‘er!” I can’t prove any of this, but the eyelashes speak for themselves. Go back and watch the intro to Metroid Prime 3 and see how little I exaggerated.