Guennol Vampiress (Patreon)

So, if you make fun of an ancient relic, you’re punished with a transformation. But if you compliment an ancient relic, you’re rewarded with a transformation? And the reward doesn’t spill over? It’s only guilt by association but not virtue by association? Underborough museums have no internal logic!

This was another suggestion box special, though I’m not as familiar with the Guennol Lioness as I am with the Venus of Willendorf. But as the suggestion came with all of Winifred’s very in-character monologue, I kinda had to do it.