Holiday Shipping, p1 (Patreon)

Thanks to a well-timed comment from your fellow patron, onipuck, I have created a week's worth of Christmas content! So strap in, folks, there's enough of this holiday tale to get us through Christmas Eve, Christmas morn, Boxing Day/Feast of St. Stephen, and my best friend from middle school's birthday. (We lost touch after freshman year of high school. I'm over it.)