April O’Neil (Patreon)

You should now be hearing the Channel Six News theme. I remember having most of the first generation TMNT action figures: all 4 turtles, Shredder, Krang (just the weird mech, not the full body suit), Bebop, Rocksteady, and a Foot Soldier. I didn’t care for the Splinter figure, and April looked kinda funky too. But I’ll never forget my dad’s comment when he was looking at the back of one of the boxes. “April O’Neil? What’s a nice Irish girl doing hanging out with a bunch of kinky turtles?” He wasn’t wrong. None of them are wearing pants.