Every Friggin Time (Patreon)

I'm beginning to realize that PVP is a young man's game every time I pop in Splatoon. I've also realized that matchmaking in that game is basically nonexistent. My level is still in the single digits, and I'm playing with people in the high 30s. But the 30-plus toolboxes on my team do literally nothing. I don't know what's worse, dropping 60 bucks to have a bad time, or dropping 60 bucks to ensure that everyone around you has a bad time.

I still like Salmon Run when the weapon pool isn't trash.