Please Help My Beautiful Melting Idiot (Patreon)

It is currently 90 degrees Fahrenheit in New England, and I live on the coast. I have a couple window mounted AC units in my apartment. I have never known a cat with the good goddamn sense to stay in the comfortable rooms. She just defiantly stays hot, because it’s the natural order. Cold room during hot time unnatural. Ramona says no.