What The Fund?! (Patreon)

Doori: Bringing Home the World of Cooking on a Skewer - This would represent a significant problem for me! 

Skyted : Stay Connected in Silence - As the guy who has worn a gorilla mask all week for a stupid video game show, I can safely say that it would be a lot of fun to breathe your own nasty breath into your nose for the sake of a very long and embarrassing phone call. 

NEW SPLIT : The modular 3-in-1 CD player - The requisite "spoil Mike" option. Would look cute on his desk! Imagine him getting to set this up and never look at it again. 

TEATILITY: Your Personal Tea Master Brewing on Demand - New Year's Resolution: I will drink more tea. With this hunk of junk? Perhaps.

Big Bob - An effective classroom noise management system - I don't think we mentioned it but this whole project is like $200. And it's ugly as sin. I would love to make this happen! But it's all up to you...