What The Fund??? (Patreon)

Oh boy! We take no pleasure in reporting this, but the last WTF winner, the Glacial Shower, has been canceled by the creator. People don't wanna work anymore! However, we do have 5 new Kickstarters for you all to choose from, and all you have to do is listen to Mike and I (no, I didn't say Mike and Ike!) argue about whatever for 45 mins before we explain what this batch is all about. Your choices:

Maicat, Your Companion Robot Cat 

When the only problem with a cat is that it doesn't have a dozen excruciatingly loud motors in its body.

NOVO™ Duffel: Sanitize and refresh your gear on the go 

"You can't whizz into a Mr. Coffee and get Taster's Choice!" --- That's how I feel about putting your nasty gym socks in a cleaning bag. 

Jizz-B-Gone: Aftercare cleanup 

I actually like this one a lot. I think it's cute, and useful. The rest of the campaign is a little odd but come on. Look at those little guys. They're cute!

Rhyme That Line 

Absolutely horrifying to imagine having to play this game in any context. 

Chow Pouch 

This feels like one of the ones where we say it's stupid and someone says, well, it's actually useful for accessibility reasons. And I can't really see how that's true but I just have to go, okay, that's fine. It's "not for me"! And very little of this earth is.