YKS The Mag #35 (Patreon)

Ohhhh its the YKS newsletter. Right on time. Dropping the usual time it drops every week. So wonderful. 

Wow what a great show this week, gang. We laughed(?), we cried, and I like to think we all learned a thing or two along the way. Please do not ask me about anything we learned! Thank you!

This week we had a bunch of crap, a few piles of shit, and a couple pieces of trash! Lets check it out!

WokeAlerts

“Empowers buyers with the knowledge of what kind of corporation they are doing business with when they decide to spend money.”

“Lets face it, United States have become politically divided, news isn't the objective source of information we can rely on, social media is censoring messages, and big corporations are leveraging their money to support political views that are limiting our freedom of speech and as a nation we are pushing towards socialism. Its time to put it to them where it counts. Its time to make a stand. No longer can we just turn our backs to what is happening, we have to become immediately aware of what agenda the corporations have when we buy their products. If a corporation supports political views that run against our values, we need to know, so that as buyers of goods, we can spend our money elsewhere“

Loving the type of guy who makes something called “Woke Alerts” so he gets notified if a website donates to the NAACP or something. Extremely funny. Also, every company you buy products or services from is a goddamned piece of shit run by some asshole. Who cares! Hate this guy!

Wrap It

"A device for carrying a roll of plastic wrap with you everywhere you go.”

I was reading this thing today about how the CDC says “Fully vaccinated people can travel freely” or whatever and then five mins later i read something that was like “Don’t think for a second a fully vaccinated person can’t catch COVID again” and the CDC doesn’t even know if you can spread the shit once vaccinated so basically nobody knows what the fucks goin on so you can’t blame people for being overly cautious but you can blame these guys for trying to make a hot buck! Fuck you!

DRAMAGLOM the acting game shirt

“Playable game on a tee-shirt”

Hey this one was cute huh. Little t-shirt. Little guy making a t-shirt. Kind of cool. Still sucks, unfortunately. Eat shit!

Popde.co - UV Resistant Displays for Collectibles

“Modern Display for Collectibles using only Museum Quality materials. UV Resistant & Acid Free”

Sorry but this is hell to me! Get bent!

“I Would Kill Hitler” - The Party Card Game

“Answer hypotheticals and tell your story. Anything goes in this hilarious game of "What Would You Do?"

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kill-hitler/i-would-kill-hitler/posts/3139778

Weird backstory for the creation of this game. Couldnt follow it but it sounds really great.

Great back and forth between Buddy Christ and the Creator of the project. Board game guys seem like a lot of fun. This ones gonna be a pass from me, unfortch.

TESLAR SHIELD Wearable Wellness

“With technology designed to resist the effects of harmful electromagnetic radiation (EMR)”

I started really looking into 5G fear mongering shit because I’d never looked into the reasons why people are scared of it and I guess basically everyone is insane and terrified of RADIATION because of the 1950s. (I also read they had to drop the Nuclear from Nuclear Magnetic Resonance Imaging and change the name to MRI because people are so stupid so I kept reading about stuff like Transcranial magnetic stimulation and basically I don’t care anymore sorry.

Also this guy wrote a bunch of shit about cell phone radiation cooking your brain or something but basically your fuckin cell phone isnt powerful enough to fry your shit so you shouldn’t worry about it. Or maybe you should! And maybe you should get one of these little fuckin things to put on your wrist to protect you! What the hell do I know!

Get da fuck outta heeeeeere!