What The Fund Poll! (Patreon)

Alright gang, time to put up or shut up. It's the What The Fund Poll. Listen to the ep first (or don't, who cares) and let us know which one you want us to "support" with some cold, hard cashola. The winning piece of shit, should it ever exist and get to Tennessee, may get boxed up and shipped out to you! Ask our many happy recipients of crap how nice it is. 

Stupid card game of the month. Not clear at all what the game mechanic is meant to be. Can't wait to play it. 

Roasted Garlic doesn't even seem that hot. Very funny branding though. I do love hot sauce. 

This thing that heats up and pushes your eyeballs in seems like borderline torture to me actually. 

I have no idea what this thing does or why you would need it!! 

My kids would like this, I think. No offense.