What The Fund?? (Patreon)

In an unusual twist for What The Fund, this month we're doing stuff that we (Mike) actually want to get. So I guess we'll get, fuckin', two of em or something. Or three if it's the  Poop cube  . So my cat can shit in one, and his cat can too. And then we can send one to someone who most likely does not have a cat. Just to keep the streak alive of sending shit to people who don't want it. Could be a funny metaphor for what we're criticizing on the show, if we had thought about it like that. But I don't think we did. I forget why we did anything. 

Anyway, if you've heard the show you know what these things are all about. I kind of don't think the  GLAMOS  does anything. Reminds me of those LED keyboards that would use a shitty laser pointer to help you type on the desk instead of the computer. Which I think would suck really tremendously badly even if it did work 100% of the time, which it didn't.  Dr. Relief   just seems like a pillow but maybe the worst way to put one together, in my view, although if the owner of the company doesn't end up the Secretary of the Treasury I guess you would have to say it's not the worst pillow brand going right now. 

The Luminook doesn't suck at all, really, as far as I can tell. This is really only if you want Mike to be able to see inside his closet sometime in the next 8-12 months or whenever this will eventually ship. It's a fuckin light! What could go wrong here? Besides all the stuff that normally goes wrong. I just mean, the technology for lighting exists currently. It's out there. God knows how it works but it's real.

CoronaVirus: The Musical is also real, and I will have a big lump in my throat if we have to send them any money. Not because it's shameful, though it is, because cmon you don't have to do this right now. But mainly because it's sort of marginally insensitive at worst, rather than evil or outright stupid, and because the people who made it are probably really good at doing normal theater stuff that's not about current events, and are just sad that they might have to close down their place. I sympathize with that. I wouldn't want to close down my place either. Which is why I would get together with my 3 other rich people friends and decide not to pay the performers there. That's a joke about the big theater that we all know. And I hope it paid off. Hey better than they did, anyway! Ok. I know we're gonna end up with this one. And I will feel bad. Sorry to them in advance. Thanks everyone.