What The Fund??? (Patreon)

Well, well, well, if it isn't the poll I have to post. Now listen up folks, now that the BedJet is on its way to a lucky listener, and the annoying little Jon Lovitz doll is being manufactured (in hell!!!), it's time to pick a new Kickstarter to sort of ironically but then genuinely give our money to. For more info on these turds, listen to the show! Not typing all that out. Too hard. 

Ben Franklin Hip Hop Musical - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/youngbenfranklin/ben-franklin-hip-hop-musical

Nice guy probably but it would be funny to get a shoutout in character I think. Plus, education+++

Wild Eco Friendly Deodorant - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wilddeo/wild-natural-deodorant-that-actually-works

No way this works, right? Come on. 

Wearbuds - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/aipower/wearbuds-unique-on-wrist-charging-hi-fi-earbuds 

This is probably gonna hit a million bucks. Isn't that a bummer? Look how big the watch is. Haha. Awful

Two F*cks - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/twofksgame/two-f-ks-card-game

This one is so hard to find in the search because there are a ton of games with "fuck" in the title, and because they put an asterisk in it for some reason. Guy loves lawn mowing though. 

Warcorns: Combat Unicorns for Hire - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1187267748/warcorns-combat-unicorns-for-hire

Probably really good if you like this kind of stuff. Like if you're a baby or something? Not sure. 

Alright folks, do some democracy! Thanks. And remember, you might get one of these fuckin things some day. OK peace