Wowee Gang (Patreon)

So everything sold out super fast. Thanks so much! That's crazy to me.  We will be printing more stuff soon, and will give you guys a proper heads up well in advance. 

Apology of the day: So we fucked up and forgot about the discount code for reward level diamond sapphire or whatever stupid shit Jesse wrote. I blame Jesse 100% for this, and not me. I've been busy doing stuff. Such as, (I will fill this in later)

Apology of the day 2: Seconds after launching the store I immediately broke it and panicked and fixed it. That's why some of you couldn't access the store via shop.yourkickstartersucks.com. I will also be blaming Jesse for this but I'm not sure of a reason for it yet. 

I will ship everything out this weekend. I fully anticipate something going wrong. Like I'll get to the shipping place (red flag number one, calling it a "shipping place") like I'll get to the shipping place, and the total for shipping will somehow be $800.00. And here's the thing, I will have 100% chosen the top secret mail option that ships the shirts in an airline bomb proof black box but I will panic when I'm told the total so I'll just go along with it and pay the $800.00 because I don't want to be difficult, out of respect to the guy behind the counter.

I'm fully aware this guy couldn't give a shit about the panic attack in my head, but I can't help it. Then I'll tell Jesse about it later like "Yeah, I guess thats just how much it costs to ship something now." and he will be mad at me.

Anyway I forget what my point was sorry. Oh yeah. Thanks, and also shipping things this weekend. So check your mailbox! Not today, give it a few days please. 

Michael