Episode 347: Saying Hello to a Man on a Boat (Patreon)

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I have cupcake tummy so I’m gonna make this quick. I want you to listen to the show, alright? And I want you to send an email to yourkickstartersucks@gmail.com that says how many times you wipe your butt. And that’s it! Don’t send anything else in there. Just the butt-wipe thing. I have to throw up a cupcake.

On this episode of the show we’ve got one of those things where the guys are trying to sell you the idea that they’re experts in something, but they’ve failed at doing the thing weirdly! Plus we’ve got some flags for rich guys, a little robot it would be fun to hate, and some fucking BLAST PIPES! Check it out!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan.

Ya GOTTA upgrade to the Squeeze Louise tier – for video of every YKS Premium episode and more! And it’s a great month for it – our new studio has made its debut, it’s another 5 episodes of Farrarch with fantastic guests, and plus, Mike pulls his wiener out in one of the episodes! You’ll have to subscribe to find out which one. And the place to do it is: Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks