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This was one of those that started out intended to be a quick one but I started to love the characters and their chemistry. I kept pausing to like how cute a couple the orc nerd and halfling bro were together, going back to add to that cuteness. Maybe it was getting to see my fiance for the first time in a while, but I really wanted to finish something besides wrestling and boxing for a change tonight (and finish anything at all given all the early access). Always fun to get back into my modern monstergirl setting. I originally just had the boyfriend as some guy (elf or human or whatever), but a halfling looked so cute in that big gal, little guy dynamic I like.

I had a guilty little pleasure of inventing Animals and Arcana as this world's DnD. Obviously DnD existed, but I've touched on in a few stories like Green Gamer Guys and Monster Essays that a lot of fantasy media had to have a huge overhaul so that evil goblins and murderous orcs weren't a stereotype when department store worker goblins and orc politicians were a thing. So the new big fantasy game is just a reskin with animal people. But I knew Nyx the orc nerd would ramble about her latest tabletop character concept, and that was the first thing I wrote about her. Now how meta do I have to get to write a story set in Animals and Arcana about animal adventurers getting into sexventures?

Really do want some art of Nyx in the future though. A chonky orc in glasses gushing about painting her mini or whatever.

“So I was thinking my character would be a Wizard, but I was thinking of playing an Elephantkin. I know they’re not the ideal race for it, and the Stonemason background wouldn’t give her a perfect matchup but it works out okay with the bonuses, but I’ve got some spells that would compliment her Feats and Stats. And I mean, there’s roleplaying and there’s ROLL playing, am I right?”

Nyr gave a giggle with a cutely nasal snort at the end. She was an absolute dork of an orc, but damn if it didn’t make her cuter. She was this interesting contrast of a woman. She was tall, broadly built and green like most of her kind, but she was also a hugely indoors person. She spent a lot of time reading or hanging out on the internet, so it wasn’t like she exercised at all. Any of Nyr’s muscles were natural and unearned, and buried under a clear layer of softness. It padding her broad shoulders and bulky figure while showing some muscle in her arms and legs. It made her look big rather than buff; just shy of chubby, like the look of an off-season wrestler or an action star in training.

… or she might if she didn’t wear thick, narrow squared glasses on her short, pointed nose. Thick tusks poked out at the corners of her mouth past full, lipgloss-lined lips and . Thick, oily black hair went down to the middle of her broad back. She wore leggings lined with Pokemon and a shirt with a pair of d20s with “They’re natural” stretched across her thick chest.

We had just wrapped up the night’s session of Animals and Arcana where we ended the short campaign. Nyr and I had ended up taking out the yokai oil train baron with a combo move by her Warrior and my Bandit, and she was already planning out her next character. I tended to grab whatever class and race looked like they had matching stats and slap something together the day that we needed to, but her dorky passion was contagious sometimes. I’d met her through the group, and I was falling for the big green nerd before long.

“That’s cool. Whatever makes you happy, I say run with it. I’m sure Van will be cool with it,” I agreed casually.

I was sitting on the floor of her dorm, listening to her ramble and loving it. I was resting my head on her big, solid but softly padded thigh and doodling in my sketchbook while she sat on the chair behind me. She played her video game on the tv in front of me, seeing over my halfling body with absurd ease. I was pretty fit for my kind, which was to say I went for walks outside of my block and talked to people who weren’t on a webcam or delivering food or sex to my door. It was just a comfy setup of ours, since I could easily tune out the Japanese dialogue of her game. It was extra could hear her quietly sounding out or translating the words to herself, making her big body vibrate softly behind me.

Nyr gave a light squeeze of her legs, smushing them around my cheeks in a light hug. I gave them an affectionate rub back, the light head scissor an assurance that she was all bulk with little actual strength to the big bookworm.

“Well YOU make me happy, Taum,” she chimed, stopping at a stage’s end to ruffle her hand through my hair.

She loosened up her light leglock a moment later. I just smiled and kissed her inner thigh so long as I was down there. I felt the dorky orc shiver and breathe a little gasp overhead. I set down my sketchpad to run my hands over her big warm legs, rubbing slowly higher as I kissed the inside of her leg. I loved feeling her squirm, those buried muscles bulging and tensing beneath all her sweet softness. I could feel her heavy breaths puffing over her chest and through my hair. She rested her broad hands on my shoulders and I leaned my head back to look up at her.

“Hey, um… Taum?” Nyr asked meekly.

“What’s up, hon?” I asked, glancing up at my orcish girlfriend.

“Would it be alright if we… are we allowed to… make love tonight?” she asked sheepishly.

I rubbed her hand that was nearly twice the size of mine.

“Babe, we have sex like every other night. We’ve done it a dozen times. You don’t have to be shy about it, and you don’t need to ask for written permission every time.”

“It’s polite,” the big green beauty squeaked, twirling a finger through her long and thick black hair.

“And I’m still new at this…”

“You’re a natural, hon. You’re my big strong Warrior, remember?”

She was obviously just the “big” part of it, but the pet name after her latest character class always seemed to make her smile and feel a little better. I stood up to my full height, still just tall enough to press my face into Nyr’s crotch. I started nuzzling against her groin, my head bumping lightly against the broad midsection just above it. As doughy as she could be, there was just something about her orc heritage that still meant she had a cut set of abs.

Nyr gave a soft moan as she palmed the back of my head, holding me against her lap. I lifted at her shirt and tugged on the waist of her pokemon leggings, drawing them lower to bare some of her Sailor Moon panties. Anything to expose and touch more of her green skin. I could hear her heavy breathing by the time she started wriggling to get her bottoms off, just to nearly slip out of her chair from trying to act smooth at all. She was big and bright, but anything but graceful. Or experienced. She let out a cute little babbling noise as she caught herself on the arm of her gaming chair.

“Maybe in the bed though?” she laughed awkwardly, thumbing her glasses back onto her face properly.

“Anything for my high charisma Warrior,” I assured her as I hopped out of her lap.

That gave Nyx a big dumb smile. She cupped her cheeks cutely as she gave another giggle snort with a wiggle of her upturned nose. I stepped aside and gave a cheesily inviting gesture towards the bed and she trotted off, sitting down with a dense thud and the  light creak of her reinforced bed. Nyx lowered a large hand for me that I gladly took and used it to climb up onto the bed and into her lap. I had to tilt my head upward and her a little down for us to meet around the middle. I was still the one to initiate the actual kiss, pressing her pouty lips firmly enough to tip my bigger girlfriend over backward like she was just an overgrown kitten.

I wrapped my arms around as much of Nyr as I could while she easily engulfed me in her embrace. She reeled me in, squashing my torso down between her tits to get a deep enough kiss for her liking. Being the smaller of the two, I could easily navigate her lips to kiss around her tusks. We’d had enough of our little makeout sessions that I knew she still liked when I kissed right where they passed her lips, like she was used to avoiding them herself and it made them extra sensitive. She was a massive virgin when we met, so she was easy to read. I just sought out every time her buried muscles tightened and picked up on any telltale moans and squeaks. I brought my arms up higher, just to hook them under her huge tits and boost them up to hug them tighter around me.

Nyx was her usual tensely excitable self until she started to warm up after a few minutes of kissing and fondling her. She started to run her thick fingers through my hair, itching my scalp with her dull claws. It made my entire skin tingle, like it was making sure I was aware I was laying with a natural warrior woman. I just let my heart race and let it run with the other throbbing pulse of my loins. Nyx wouldn’t do anything worse than snap a pencil after a string of bad dice rolls, and even then she’d immediately regret it. It was why she’d started buying cute or fancy ones to keep herself from doing it.

The orcess’ other hand pushed between us, cupping and rubbing at my hardon. She gave a husk little half-gasp as she touched it, and her jaw slackened as she really started to rub and feel it. Folks can say all sorts of things about halflings, but we all know we’re absurdly hung for our size. Averaging three feet tall with a footlong cock means I might have issues reaching the top shelf, but I never had to worry about reaching a g-spot. The absolute shock on Nyx’s face when she first saw it was forever imprinted on my mind, let alone the first time I actually fit it in her.

“I… ah…” she panted, blushing a bold pink beneath her green skin.

I just reached up and squeezed my little fists around her nipples. They were huge and hard, almost enough to fill my palm. She gasped and arched her back hard enough that I was glad to be clinging so tightly to her.

“I know,” I whispered back.

Making that big body shiver with just a couple words always felt amazing. My cock throbbed and swelled even more than her nips, so I quickly lifted up her geek culture shirt to let her huge tits bounce out. Even with her pink plain bra on, the fat orbs wobbled heavily against the firm base of her pecs. My nimble little fingers went to work undoing her bra in a jiffy, unable to keep from seeing them exposed for a second longer than I had to. Darker nipples made for little cherries on top of big green watermelons, and just rubbing my thumbs up their short lengths made Nyx tremble and cry out. I licked my lips and latched my mouth onto one of them, sucking and slurping noisily. A lot of it was passion to make her feel good and worship that big sexy body, but I made sure not to hold back. Nyx kept shutting her eyes when she got overwhelmed, and my hungry noises made her ears prick up and her stare half-lidded down at me.

I boosted her bra and top over her head as she cooperatively raised her arms. She finished pulling it off her long arms as I kept going to town on her boobs. I adored how my whole arms couldn’t fully grasp them, constantly squashing my little hands into some fresh piece of flesh. I moaned as my tongue rolled around her nipple, freeing my hands just long enough to pull down my pants. My hefty boner flopped out, clapping meatily against her broad but soft stomach. Nyx gave a long and high-pitched mewl before her breathing picked up a bit, huffing in the smell of sex. I was never really clear if those orc noses were more sensitive or if they just looked interesting, but I could see her wide-eyed and needy stare fixed on me.

“Go ahead, hon,” I said softly.

I wasn’t even sure what she wanted, but it was clear she was too shy to ask for something. She grabbed me around the hips and lifted me a few inches off of her. My stubby legs kicked around in a momentary panic (halflings are used to being indoors and underground, not airborne, okay?), but she lifted me up to her face and wolfed down the top half of my cock. She gave a short grunt at that point, clearly not used to having that much meat in her mouth at once. Her lips and tongue had to shift around to fit me in there, which just made it rub all around my shaft. I gave a shuddering grunt as her sloppy and amateurish blowjob just managed to make it feel even hotter. She made up with her lack of experience with passion as she drooled all over my dong, moaning lewdly as my feet managed to brace against her shoulders. Seeing her brush that long, messy hair out of her face and bat her eyes up over her glasses at me looking for approval just about made me nut right there. She giggled as I ran my hands through her hair approvingly, making her do another of her adorable little giggle snorts. After a minute or two, Nyx withdrew enough to pucker and smack those pouty lips around my cockhead and finish me off, balls tensing as I fired my load into her hot, wet mouth. I saw her face scrunch up trying to catch it all, almost gagging on my head shot of jizz. I saw her cheeks puff out to allow her to gradually swallow me down before she broke into a wide grin, her hands still squeezing my ass.

“I did it!” she chimed proudly, bouncing in place in a series of dense jiggles.

“Soooo proud of you, babe,” I moaned, my cock still fat and twitching as it slid out of her lips.

Her thick drool was still dripping off it as it pulsed for more. Nyx was clearly pleased with herself but I wasn’t satisfied with leaving her unfinished. I boosted myself forward, resting my legs over her shoulders to mash my junk back into her face. The orcess gave a pleasantly surprised little squeak as I turned around, mashing my balls into her snout. She mewled as my dick flopped into her face, letting her readily lick it like a popsicle being presented to her. I braced my knees against her solid form and laid down on her in what would have been a 69 for just about anyone else. Since I was half her size, I guess it was more of a capital P because there was no way I could reach her pussy from here. I could just fuck her face, pumping my cock down into her open, hungry mouth while I sucked, groped and swatted her tits around. Her thick green hide had her moaning over the roughest my little mitts could dish out, which made her drool and moan even more from my facefucking. She just opened wide and relaxed as I used her, groaning as I squeezed her tits like I could make them pop and bit her nipples. Nyx kept squirming and sucking, rubbing her thick thighs together so anxiously I could see the wetness rubbing over them. Seeing her get that horny had me whip up another cummy meal for her, sloshing it right down her open and waiting throat. I grunted and chewed on her hard mouthful of a nipple before slumping on top of her, breathing heavily with my balls resting softly on her face. Nyx planted a kiss between my nuts that made me groan and my dick twitch to spit another little shot of nut on her face.

I slipped my shaft out and off of her. I was still hard but I wanted to repay her, so I leaned forward far enough that I could run my hand along her pussy. Nyx gave a high-pitched gasp as she adjusted her glasses.

“Oh jinkies! Can we uh… can we do the thing?” she asked, drumming her fingers lightly on my back.

I glanced back at her quizzically.

“We’ve kind of done a lot of things, Nyx…”

“When you lay down and I… well, you got to sit on ME, so…”

I raised my eyebrows. Her facesitting on me. This was always a fun one. It had taken a lot of convincing and assuring that she wasn’t going to kill me the first time we did it.

“No problem,” I said, flashing her an OK sign with my fingers.

I slipped off of her and laid back on her pillow, getting comfortable before I got insanely horny. Nyx stripped out of her bottoms, straddling me just above my face. I had a perfect view of the pinkish green of her parted slit. I could see her fattened clit peeking out past her pussy lips, and she was so excited that I could feel the drip of both her drool and her pussy juices dribbling onto me. I licked some off my cheek as I looked up at her hot, hairless body and all its adorable curves and softly wobbling squishiness. She knelt down and planted her pussy on my face so I could feel even more wet squashing around my face. I moaned as I latched onto her snatch, sucking and licking hungrily. Again, I wasn’t the biggest when it came to comparing my mouth to her crotch, but I ate her out like I was starving. My lips brushed past her clit regularly while my tongue dug around inside her folds, sucking up all her honey that I could. Nyx was gasping and wailing in seconds.

“Ahhh~! Ohhh~! Ffffflame elementals are a Spirit type monster.  They make up for their low hit points with high maaaaagic and damage dice…”

That was another adorable thing about her. She’d gotten annoyed with herself for cumming too quickly when I ate her out, wanting it to last longer. It led to her reading off monster manual entries, Pokemon facts, or anything else she could focus on. I liked to make a game of it and push even harder, rubbing up her chubby thighs and lower belly as I smooched right against her clitty.

“AHHH! Magnemite uses the magnets on its head to levitate~!” she cried like it was dirty talk.

“It was an Electric type until… f-fuck… until gen four… three! When they added the Steel type. Ahh~!”

Our kinky little competition went on with her clearly losing it quickly. I reached up and rubbed just shy of her chest, and Nyx slouched enough as she caved and let her breasts fall into my hands. I rubbed them down, the thick skin slick with sweat and my saliva from earlier. Seeing she was close, I trapped her clit between my lips and rapidly flicked my tongue against its base.

“It’s… it’s… aaaHHHH SUPER EFFECTIIIIVE~!”

Her chubby thighs crushed my head between them as they clamped shut and she came all over my face. Her thick pussy squirted just as big and hard as the rest of her, hosing me down with a mess of her cream. I had no hope of taking it all like she did, so I just opened wide and lapped up what I could while I shut my eyes. I kept smooching and nuzzling against her clit as she rode my face hard, grinding me into the bed like she was trying to hump me into dust. It probably would have been a nice way to go… very halfling-esque, getting crushed while fucking, but I was positioned low enough with her legs and knees thick enough to keep her from fully falling on me.

I just kept lapping away, making sure she’d had enough. Nyx shuddered and fell off of me at last when her clit couldn’t take it, landing on all fours on the bed. She panted as she rested on her knees and elbows, leaving me to take a deep, satisfied breath of fresh air flavored by my girlfriend’s cum and sweat. Deeply satisfying… but my huge halfling dick and absolutely ravenous craving for my super thick orc dork came broiling over again. I looked over at her and her being bent over in such a goddamn breedable position and I couldn’t help myself. I shimmied up while she was catching her breath and hopped onto her, grabbing onto her ass with both hands and legs.

“Whoa! What are you up to?! I’m still…” Nyx panted, struggling to see back through her own bulk.

“Haha!” I taunted in a fake villainous laugh.

“You should know better! Bandits always do it from behind and when you least expect it!”

Cheesy as hell, but she’d honestly mentioned wanting to buy me that shirt. It still made her blush as I thrust my thick wet dick into her wet and hungry pussy.

“Ahhh~! I thought only Crusaders got a mount but… m-maybe you can multiclass and ride me a while, Sir Taum~?”

It was one of the few parts of us where we didn’t have some huge size difference happening. Lancing myself all the way into her from behind made her absolutely squeal like a piglet, clenching her big fists around the bedsheets. I just clung to her hips until my arms ached, hammering away at her pussy like there was gold in her guts. Her shrill cries of pleasure were music to my ears as I grunted and groaned behind her, smacking her thick cheeks so that they rippled like a tidal wave beneath me. Even with Nyx melting around my cock, she leaned her head down into the bed. Whether she meant to or not, it thrust her hips up to meet me and let me dig in even deeper. My balls clapped below her pussy, and her bouncing, clapping ass cheeks kept flashing her asshole in front of me. I couldn’t help but tease my little thumb against her tight little backdoor, making the big gal shake all over. Her trembling moans came out slightly muffled as her chin rested on her swelled out tits. I soon found the sweet spot and just the right leverage where every ram of my thick dick got a curt scream out of her and made her pussy flex around me, squeezing my shaft like she was reluctant to let it go before letting me slip in and out again.

I picked up my pace as my arousal peaked, hitting my hips on hers hard enough to clap noisily and send dense ripples of her soft flesh all the way up her body. Her hips bucked instinctively back at me, arching her back over and over to bounce her butt up at me and grind her pussy along my shaft. We both broke into a long, husky grunt as we finished together, though her high-pitched voice nearly drowned out mine. I came hard, flooding her guts with my latest load of sticky cream while her pussy washed my cock with her own juices. We left a thick, sexy mess inside her between the two of us as I latched onto her, squeezing and digging my fingers into her wide chubby butt. My balls pulsed, giving her all I had left in me as I kissed her lower back. It was all I could reach until she turned fully around. Her glasses were fogged up beyond belief, and I still wasn’t sure how she managed to keep them on while we fucked considering how hard we went at it. By combining both of our maxed out flexibility, we managed to kiss while I was still balls deep in her from behind.

My cock finally softened enough for me to pop out of her and drop back to the bed. Nyx gave another deep mewl as her pussy pulsed, squeezing a bit of my jizz to come drooling out of her.

“Nyaaa… you were so good, stud~! My hips really were moving on their own, just like in hentai…”

“Glad to hear it,” I sighed as she shifted in bed to lay down next to me.

Nyx’s big soft figure made the perfect pillow to snuggle up against, no matter how warm and sweaty she was. We laid there, soaking in the afterglow until there was a knock at the door. Nyx sat bolt upright and pulled the blanket over her tits while I nearly sprinted from the bed, our fight or flight instincts clearly working in different directions. I found and tossed her one of her shirts she left laying around.

“Just a minute!” she called out with her voice cracking.

I was working as quickly and quietly as I could to throw her clothes, but her thudding and clumsy footsteps felt like an earthquake compared to me. There wasn’t much hiding our haste to whoever was outside. We ended up not able to find my pants, so I just hopped behind her desk chair and leaned on the back in just one of her extra baggy shirts. Once we were decent, she opened the door with an awkward smile.  Van was standing there, our tall humanoid GM with his dark ponytail and tribal tattoos down one arm.

“Hey, guys. I think I grabbed the wrong Character Guide,” he explained casually.

“Mine’s the one with all the little post-its inside, if you had it.”

He trailed off for a minute as he took a sniff. Even from out in the hall, our fatal flaw dawned on me. No matter how much we’d dressed up or played it cool, there was no hiding that the room reeked of sex. Especially when our GM was a werewolf. His eyes gleamed with that cool amber color they got when he was close to shifting into his wolf form or just tapping into that side of himself.

“Do uh… you guys busy, or…?”

Nyx blushed hard as she realized what I had. She hastily plucked her rulebook from her tote bag and thrust it out towards Van.

“You can bring mine around next week,” she explained hastily, avoiding meeting his gaze.

Van forced a smile as he took the book and quickly excused himself. Nyx shoved the door shut and gave a huge sigh, still blushing hard over those cute round cheeks.

“You think he knows we were fucking?” she asked meekly.

“Oh! They all know we’re fucking,” I said with absolute certainty. “You accidentally brought our sex dice to a game.”

“That was one time~!” she squealed in an embarrassed giggle.