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Sequel to the earlier piece, The Hero and the Orc. Our man Adam keeps up his travels and finds a goblin sorceress when he's in need of a caster to help them out.
Took me a bit to get this one going, but once I got the concept of Rox fitted in I really got into it. The idea of her being sort of clueless intellectual was real fun to mess with.
Adam continued on his travels, forging a path for trade caravans across the wilder parts of the country. Things were easier and far more interesting since he’d found a traveling companion who could keep up with him on these dangerous jobs. His unwitting trespass into orc territory had fortunately led him to meet up with Vae, and the big blonde she-orc was a very welcome companion. Her raw strength, survival skills, and her high libido made Adam’s journey much more enjoyable.
They had left the orcish forests days ago and reached their destination. The small kingdom of Duling had enough population to have its own adventurers guild, and they were already eager for Adam to take on another exploratory quest. He was the only adventurer in the area considered tough enough for the job, and the Alchemist’s Woods were always a point of high demand. Even basic maps made a huge difference with the value behind all the magical ingredients to be found there.
Adam was up for the job, though magic had never been his forte. He needed at least a day off before he would be up for it, so he dropped a small fraction of his pay towards room and board for himself and Vae. They found the closest inn and sat down for a proper meal. Adam enjoyed Vae’s company, especially watching her curious reactions to minor differences between her tribe and human society. She certainly seemed to enjoy the food, seeing as she ate most of a roasted turkey by herself.
“It’s a long shot, but do you know anything about magic?”
Adam finally approached the subject as their meal wound down to nursing drinks and picking at scraps of remaining food. The she-orc shook her head.
“We barely knew about it back in the tribes. Orcs tend to resist magic pretty well, so we never worry too much.”
Adam nodded, a little disappointed despite however long the shot was.
“Too bad. The Alchemist’s Woods gig is good work, but they can be tough to navigate. The natural magic there’s so heavy that it doesn’t matter how strong we are if we get ourselves completely lost.”
“That’s not so bad. Pack enough supplies and we can outlast it, right?” Vae offered optimistically.
Adam didn’t answer right away. It was her overconfidence that had led to him beating her challenge in competitive sex.
“Perhaps I can be of service!” trilled a high, flowery voice.
Adam had to look down over the edge of the table to see its owner. Her staff was tall enough to peer over the tabletop, but the three foot, zero inches green goblin was shorter than her long and gnarled stick. The adventurer knew enough witches and magi to know that ancient but portable pieces of nature were common tools of the trade. She had silky blonde hair neatly brushed and tied back into a bun, centered between her long and pointed ears. Her nose came to an elegant point with a gemstone stud pierced under her lower lip. She wore sandals, some thin necklaces and a dress that seemed to teeter between elegant and trashy with its design and quality alike. It was low-cut around her cleavage and loose around the legs while clinging to her hips. The material itself was run a bit ragged with several visible stitches here and there, making it look like someone wealthy had donated it after wearing it out over time.
Adam thought she was also absolutely gorgeous, and not just for a goblin. Goblins weren’t monsters like the griffins and hydras that Adam hunted as a matter of safety, but they were still the cause of a fair share of quests. They mainly lived in deeper parts of the forests and swamps doing their own thing in most cases. Goblins tended to be rowdy, handsy and prone to bursts of overconfidence quickly followed by reality-invoked panic. They weren’t the type that needed slaying so much as a scare or some time to cool off in jail. It made them rare in actual populated areas, but some visitors turned residents stuck around. They tended to be either prostitutes, barmaids, or adventurers simply due to their utter lack of education and work history to their name.
“If you’re planning on adventuring with that overgrown toothpick, you might want to at least put a tip on that spear,” Vae said with a smirk.
The goblin’s ears perked up, looking more confused than offended.
“It’s a wizarding staff,” Adam explained. “So I guess that means you’re a magic user.”
“Why yes! I’m Roxell, but you can call me Rox. And I’d like to offer my arcane services! I’ve been practicing for most of my life!”
The goblin gave a quick bow, brisk enough that her grapefruit-sized boobs bounced along a half-second behind her own momentum. She clearly didn’t bother with a bra beneath her scrappy dress.
“That’s very impressive,” Adam admitted, talking about both her jiggly rack and supposed magical skills.
Rox raised a hand and Adam’s mug glowed green. It slid across the table, falling into her waiting hand. She smiled and took a seductive sip for herself.
“Where’d you learn to handle yourself like that? I haven’t known many goblins to use magic, and I don’t know many that use that many complicated words,” Adam asked curiously.
“Ah! My tribe happened upon some human literature in a raid while I was young. I learned to read about your language and culture while I was practicing sorcery. I ventured out into the world to see if all the stories were true, and to learn some of the more secreted aspects of the outside world.”
Adam smiled. She sounded like just what he was looking for. If she learned out in the wilderness with her tribe, she’d be perfect to act as a guide into some magic woods.
“Interesting. And what kind of otherworldly secrets drew you out here?”
“Sex,” Rox said with an absolutely straight face.
Adam was happy she’d taken his drink away, otherwise he might have choked at her bluntness.
“You know what? I get it. This chick gets it,” Vae said with an equally serious nod.
“Goblin sex is a very communal thing, and I’d love to join if it means I can experience how humans do it. I’ve yet to understand it fully despite my best efforts. Where I come from, it’s traditionally done in what’s known as ‘a really big pile’ and the young are raised by the entire tribe…”
Adam stood up and cleared his throat.
“You know what? That’s fascinating, and I’d love to learn more. But maybe we should talk about this somewhere else.”
Adam was very interested in the sex life of other races, but several dwarves had stopped eating to stare at Rox’s history/sex-ed lesson. She was verbose for a goblin, but she definitely behaved like a woman who had only read about social etiquette in a long-lost book. The goblin beamed and nodded.
“Oh gladly. I’d be happy to further discuss working with you both.”
Vae waved a hand at them.
“You two go ahead. You can talk shit out, but this place has about ten different kinds of human booze for me to try out.”
“Don’t worry. I’m sure we can work it out on our own,” Adam assured her.
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In slightly less than a minute, Rox and Adam were upstairs in his room. He promptly threw off his shirt and grabbed two big handfuls of the curvy little gobin’s ass. He lifted her off her feet and into his arms, pressing her bouncy tits up against his bare chest. The slight pressure was enough to make them squash out from over her top as he kissed her firmly on the lips. Rox tilted her head to keep her pointed nose out of his face but opened wide to press her tongue into his mouth without hesitation. She reached behind her to unzip her dress and wriggle out of it while nimbly staying within his grasp. It seemed she was as quick a study with sex as she was with spellcasting.
Rox broke the kiss with a noisy smack of her lips. She flashed the adventurer a smile full of clean and pointy teeth.
“Well this is exciting!” she noted like some kind of cheerful sociologist making a discovery.
“Would you mind being a little rougher with me? I assume humans have a similar fondness for a strong mate and slight discomfort in a controlled situation where-”
SPANK!
“OOHHHH~! Yes yes, like that!”
Her green bubble butt wobbled against Adam’s palm as it groped beneath her raised dress. The tall human laid her back on the bed with him pinning her to the bed. Rox jiggled to a stop, squirming beneath him to grind against the muscular adventurer. She bit her pouty lower lip and batted her eyes up at Adam as she ran her long nails over his shoulders. Her wriggling rubbed her feet against his erection. She tried to feel him out subtly but her widening smile made it obvious that she was delighted by what she found. Her toes hooked at the waist of his pants and tugged down, unable to wait any longer.
“May I… have a closer look?” she chirped with mousy excitement.
Adam nodded and stood up to take his weight off of her. Rox got to her knees and helped fully drop his pants, freeing his sizable hardon. It was so big compared to the runty monstergirl that when it sprang out, it slapped against her breast and chin while his balls warmed her stomach. Rox admired it like it was made of pure gold, and Adam could see her nimble toes curl with anticipation. She wrapped her strong little hands around it, needing to use both to fully encircle it.
“Adam, was it?” Rox asked softly.
The gorgeous goblin started to stroke his member, priming it until she could feel the veins throb beneath her fingertips. Adam grunted softly, resting an encouraging hand on her head as he nodded.
“I’ve gazed into other planes and wielded the unseen forces of magic, and still your manhood fills me with awe.”
“I’ve never seen anyone so articulate about how horny they are,” Adam chuckled.
He ran a hand over her hair, running his fingers curiously down the lengths of her pointed ear. Rox shivered and shut her eyes to relish in the pleasure.
“I can simplify my expression, if that would help.”
Rox leaned forward and took Adam’s cockhead into her mouth. It barely fit, forcing her cheeks to puff out to get it all in. Her eyes rolled as her tongue rubbed around as much of his member as she could reach. She had never tasted a human before and she was clearly getting used to the enjoyable sensation. She gulped down a mouthful of drool, tightening her mouth around him with a warm and subtle tug. The sorceress sighed as she wiggled her head around, bobbing his cock around in her mouth like a pet with a chew toy. Thankfully minus the chewing, given his glances at her sharp teeth.
“If you think that’s good, try this on for size.”
Adam picked up Rox’s legs, tipping her lightweight body over and onto her back. Her curvy thighs spread out and exposed her smooth, dripping wet pussy. It was tight and a paler, pinkish shade of green compared to the rest of her. Adam only had to rub the tip of his dick against her slit to make her tense up and coo with delight, her pussy slick with her horny juices.
“Extraordinary~!” Rox gasped beneath him. “Better than any goblin could offer.”
“Wait until I’m actually inside,” Adam chuckled.
He ran his hands up her stomach, settling them on her plump, melony breasts before thrusting inside her. The shortstack was very tight, but her moist arousal made him slide in with surprising ease. She broke into a long and throaty moan as she arched her back, pushing her tits up into Adam’s fondling hands. He squeezed them tighter, massaging her hard nipples under his palms as he started fucking her harder. His feet planted on the floor to keep him level with her pussy, and he could see the slight bulge in her lower belly when he pressed in deep enough. It came with a bright, happy squeak that kept motivating him to slam into her lust-slick pussy.
“Outstanding! Wondrous! Ohhhh spirits, I crave more~!” she panted in her wordy dirty talk.
Her body tensed and braced her feet against his solid thighs. She bit her lip and started boosting herself further and closing, riding his cock horizontally to match his own thrusting in and out. The sloppy sounds of his leaking cock inside her tight pussy picked up with their intensity until Adam firmly pulled her tits, impaling Rox as deeply as he could as he finished. His cock swelled and shot his seed inside her, packing her insides even more tightly as his cum spilled into her every crevice. The goblin’s moan broke into a long, trilling cry as her pussy squeezed tighter around his cock. She pressed her hips into his, grunting as she fit as much Adam as she could inside her as she squirted all over his cock. Their mixed cum trickled out of her as she finally fell limply back on the bed. She was sweating and panting, but she looked thrilled by her experimental first time. She wrapped her arms around Adam’s neck as he bent over, pulling him down to embrace with her.
“Those were some of the finest moments of my life,” she sighed dreamily. “And I look forward to forming plenty more with you. I’d never had anything so deep inside me before…”
“Looking forward to it,” Adam agreed. “And if that wasn’t enough, I bet I could get even deeper going up your ass.”
Rox’s eyes and smile widened as her ears perked up, positively glowing with interest.
“I should think this calls for much more experimentation! During our next adventure, of course.”
“Of course,” Adam chuckled.
He gave her hair a firm tug and drew her into a fresh, heated kiss. They might have started up with another round if the door didn’t swing open. Vae entered the room as she polished off her latest mug of ale. Rox and Adam glanced up at her uncertainly, but the nonplussed orc took another sip.
“Human sex, huh? Shit’s good, right?” she asked with a friendly grin.