I'm making good progress this month, but wouldn't rest easy without at least starting the tied 2nd place vote. An elf boy ends up with a goblin step-sister who gets clingy with the new dick around.
Dariel wasn't surprised when his parents seperated. They were old, even for elves, and they were very fluid in that fickle social way. He was well in his 20s, so he had grown up enough to respect and understand their choices. It went about as smoothly as one could hope for.