Greater Rewards: Heranes the Demigoddess Offer (Patreon)

just a small announcement and a simple offer for the higher donors of the group, or people considering moving up, even if for just a month or two:

as my basic profile says, I wrote Heranes: Trials of A Demigoddess a few months back as my first crack at selling a real novel. The short of it is I seemed to have moves about 30 units, but haven't made any "real" money based on how Amazon works with its payouts. So I've decided fuck that; the stories about amazons, not about Amazon.

I'll be posting it on here for the $5 donors to read at their leisure; all 250 pages of it. Because if one person upgrades just to read that, then I've made more money than I have otherwise online. I'll even include the artwork I had done for the cover.

For those unaware, it's a sort of genderswapped retelling of the Hercules myth, about how he flipped shit and had to perform great feats to prove himself worthy of becoming a god. This story follows Heranes, his lesser-known half sister. A demigoddess born to Hera out of spite to her husband, Heranes is now all grown up and a bitter, badass redhead who can throw a house as easily as she can throw a fit. She strikes a deal with her goddess mother to perform the 12 tasks set to her by a perverted old king to obtain her payback, obtain godhood, and "punch Hercles in the face and kick Zeus in the dick." This will involve her mud wrestling with witches, enduring hours of torture at the hands of Persians, titboxing Helen of Troy, catfighting titans, and wrestling an earthquake into submission. It's a laugh full of mythical parodies and of course, embarassing and sexual fights and adventures along the way.