Gob Hub (Patreon)

Kind of an old joke, but felt like it deserved a fic. Something quick and short because that's in the spirit of the app; goblin pussy delivered to your door. 

Kind of the same vein as the Manasnax story/app I did, just a lot more direct. It's less about feeding life-force draining women and more about just wanting to meet up and fuck single fuck-gremlins in your area.

Plus had the strong urge to get back to the shortstack monstergirls. Did a lot of fight stories for a spell there... and I'm sure I will again.

It was about a half hour later when the doorbell rang. The text arrived on Adam’s phone a moment later.

“Your Gob Hub order has arrived.”

The lanky, brown-haired human went to his door to the sunny day outside. He was surprised to find a purple and green lizardfolk woman standing just outside the entrance. She held what looked like a slightly larger than normal cat carrier dangling from one hand as she checked on her phone.

“Aren’t you a little tall for a goblin?” Adam asked.

The new app, a sub-company of Manasnax, had been one more method of satisfying people’s urge to fuck a different species in the monster-filled world. A quick and easy way to pick out and have a horny goblin delivered to your location.

“Very funny,” the lizard girl replied, checking her phone. “Adam, right?”

`He nodded and she tapped on her phone to confirm her delivery.

“Gotcha. Just let Jillie go when you’re done and she’ll come runnin’ back to the cage on her own.”

The delivery girl flipped open a latch on the carrier. Giving it a quick shake, the goblin girl tumbled out, a curvy green shortstack with short and straight orange hair. She wore jean shorts and a bikini top, with a bottom-heavy build that gave her wide hips while still a pair of round, bouncing breasts. Definitely hot from Adam’s perspective.

“Hey, dude. Lookin’ ta dunk ya dick?” she asked in her high and casual little voice.

She flashed him a fanged grin as her similarly pointed ears perked up eagerly.

“Hell yes. But…”

Adam looked up at the lizardfolk who was shutting the door behind her.

“Isn’t this a little degrading? Getting carried in a cage until someone wants to sleep with you?”

The freshly delivered goblin stared cluelessly up at him with her wide purple eyes.

“Why? I get a cramped little spot to nap and snack in until I get some humie hunk to muck my brains out. Sort of a dream job, really.”

Adam forgot that when you got down to it, goblin needs were remarkably basic. They were small, squishy, and incredibly resilient, so they could live in remarkably small spaces and on a mix of trashed food and plastic. Not that it was especially recommended anymore, but they took some comfort in their “scrapping” lifestyle.

“So c’mon! Whip that chiefmaker out and lemme blast my sludge already. I’m dyin’ of thirst over here.”

Jillie grabbed Adam by the waistband of his shorts. She gave a persistent tug, baring some of his slim stomach. She pressed her short and pointy nose into his stomach taking a deep sniff around his loins. She gave a long, low sigh as she drew them the rest of the way down.

“Ooh yea. That smells good an’ ready,” she purred.

Her mouth latched readily around the top of his dick as soon as it was fully exposed. She gave a low and eager purr, flexing her tongue to run up the underside of his shaft. She made him shudder in seconds, showing her skills at sucking him off.

The goblin pressed her head closer to his lap, tilting her head so she was swallowing more and more of his dick. Her mouth opened wider and she tilted her head back to gulp down and slide it deeper still. She was half his size so it quickly filled up her mouth and she gulped it down her throat.

Adam groaned as his legs went weak. He clutched at Jillie’s head, steadying himself to avoid losing his footing completely. She giggled softly, smiling so that her quivering mouth tightened around his wet rod. She drew her head back, smoothly unsheathing him from her throat with a thick coat of spittle applied to it.

“If ya need a handle, do me a favor and go for the ears. Feels super nice,” Jillie offered.

She planted a firm kiss on his cock, batting her big violet eyes up at Adam. Her warm green cleavage nuzzled up against him, cupping his balls against the thick but soft feeling of goblin flesh.

“So you wanna pop that love potion down my throat or you wanna go for the real deal?”

“I’d love to stretch out some goblin pussy,” Adam moaned needily.

His stiffly tensing cock agreed, leaking a glob of precum. The grinning goblin rolled out her tongue and caught the translucent goo before rolling it back into her mouth. Her eyes shut in a savoring moment of delight, running his musky taste around her mouth like a flavorful wine. Whatever was going on between their hormones, goblins had a euphoric reaction to human scents. The humans were happy to let them have all they wanted in return for using their already horned up bodies.

Jillie hopped onto Adam’s couch, kneeling and facing the back of it. It stuck her round beanbag chair of a butt right at him.

“Couch okay?” she asked casually, even as she was already pulling down her jean shorts.

They were riding up her outthrust buns already, and peeling them off left her in just her bikini top and thong. The bottoms were tiny enough that they may as well have not been there at all. Her bubble butt swallowed up the tiny back and even her pussy lips drooled past the front half. Jillie seemed almost as horny about this as Adam was as she slid the thong from her folds, leaving her lower half fully exposed to him.

Adam had no worry about the strong smell of goblin sex that her drooling twat was going to leave on the couch. He grabbed two handfuls of her green apple-like ass cheeks and thrust his soaked and fully prepped cock inside her hard.

Jillie gave a short cry as he filled her up in one firm stroke of his dick. It didn’t take half his shaft to bottom out inside her, but that was expected with goblins. Her shrill shout was out of pure pleasures and excitement as her slightly elastic insides shifted to accommodate him. His second hump found himself with an extra half inch or so to press in deeper. Jillie’s plump ass gave a perfect cushion for him to lean into over and over as her pussy squished noisily every time he entered her. Her slit was tight enough to fit like a glove, but the abundant and slushy pussy juices of a goblin let him slide smoothly in and out while still being gripped tightly all the way.

Adam was in blissful heaven as he finally shoved his cock completely in the 3-foot tall slut. He reached around her upper body, sliding his hands under her bikini to play with her tits and hard, dark green nipples. She panted and squeaked noisily until she started biting her lip, cutely muffling her shrill little sex noises. Her ass cheeks clapped against his lap, dizzying his senses further with the various sounds coming from his every thrust inside the goblin.

She had planted herself on her knees, steady on the couch at perfect dicking height. Adam leaned into her more as he put his full weight into his fucking. Craving every bit of pleasure he could get from her, he grabbed onto her again. This time he barely had enough brain cells operating correctly to take her advice and grabbed onto her ears. He squeezed and pulled back on the tips, angling them to point behind her as she positively screeched. Her eyes went tremendously wide and he felt her body tighten around his dick like it was trying to wring out a towel.

“KOSHKA! EASY ON THE… AHH~!”

Even from behind, Adam could see Jillie’s eyes rolling back and her drooping tongue drooling. She seemed to react even more intensely from playing with her ears than when he groped her tits. He could barely move around inside her but he kept thrusting, jerking her whole spasming body around for the right as her pussy kept its clenching deathgrip on his cock.

He finally gave in and let himself nut deep inside her. He had lost track of where he was in terms of depth, but her belly had started to bulge by the time he finished. The hot cum pooled inside her greedy guts, and her pussy clenched just as hard to instinctively keep it buried inside her.

“Fuck, I missed that goblin grip,” Adam sighed as he ran his hands over her round ass.

Jillie gave a gurgling moan as she squirted a quick gush of cum over his captive dick. She twitched like she was just waking up from the mind-numbing squeeze on her sensitive ears.

“Ooh… and it missed you, big fellah! A big piece of spoonear fills me up more than any meal could.”

After another minute or so, her body finally relaxed enough to release him. Adam slumped into his couch with a deep and content sigh.

“Glad ya liked it, but I’ma catch up to my ride,” Jillie informed him.

She shifted her top back into place and started squirming around to fit her big ass back into her shorts.

“Oh yea, don’t forget to go back on the app and tell ‘em I gave you that 5-star pussy.”

“Definitely. Would order again,” Adam chuckled.

“So do I tip you girls separately or all on the app or what?”

“Oh Gob Hub’s got that handled. You tip Tulia back there on the app when it sends you the notice. I get my cut from a whole different thing based on the ratings, so that’s extra important for us. But our half of the deal don’t take tips cuz we’d rather keep the free candy bars and all the stilt cock we can eat.”

With that, Jillie blew him a kiss, poked her head out the door to catch a scent on her pointed little nose and walked off to track down her comfy little carrier.