Grimm Wrestling: Humpy Dumpty vs Cindy Ella (Patreon)

I did a tooooon of work today for a dating sim with Black Bestiary. I was on a hot streak and I’d come up with this matchup that was sort of brewing in my head the whole time.

I really do not keep up with wrestling as much as people think I do, but I feel like this matchup has basically been a women wrestling match at some point in the real stuff. A drunken goofball character against a big scary powerhouse. I think Cindy Ella was the last character I canonized while writing the first story so she’s been around a while just not being used. Mostly really wanted to bring in Humpy as the big “monster” of the league. The kind that’s real strong and impressive but somehow never/rarely got the title.

The Grimm wrestling league/strip club was more popular with the recent change in the title belt holder and the occasional new face. The classic wrestlers still got plenty of play, filling out the week and matches between the big events. It was hard to ignore the two classic wrestlers of the league that were competing that night, between Humpy Dumpty’s massive size and Cindy Ella’s comical fighting style.

For all the variety of muscular, tall and curvy strippers/wrestlers at Grimm, Humpy was simply huge. She was tall, busty and broadly built, wearing an off-white leotard with thick boots for a classic wrestling look. Her massive tits and ass were famous for smothering and crushing smaller opponents and she had the raw power to tangle with opponents at the championship level. She shook out her long black curls as she squeezed her big body into the ring, getting cheers for her thick figure jiggling all the way.

Cindy Ella was a party girl through and through, coming across in her poppy music and rowdy, quite sloppy entrance. She burst out with a bright cheer and a big smile on her face, nearly tripping in the process on her sneakers and thigh-high socks. She wore a pink leotard with a skirt around the hips and her shoulder-length blonde hair was a total mess. She waved listlessly as she smiled at the fans, her other hand busy clutching a large, dark bottle. She took a long pull of it before she reached the ring, tilting it upside down to guzzle its contents before thumping it down in her corner for later. The crowd adored her as a sort of incompetent heel, showing up “wasted” to her matches in a rowdy mood but clumsily tripping through her matches. Sometimes with ridiculous good luck making it work out for her, a testament to Cindy’s actual talent in the ring.

She was going to need it as the bell rang and Hump stomped towards her. Cindy immediately jumped in shock and bolted across the ring, fleeing from the much bigger wrestler. Hump shook her head and shrugged at the audience, gesturing mockingly at the startled blonde.

Cindy seemed to regroup, fixing her hair and adjust her skirt before coming in towards Hump. She held up her hands for a test of strength with the bigger brunette gladly accepted. She took one of Cindy’s hands, but the blonde suddenly grabbed the arm with both of hers and pushed with all her might.

Hump didn’t even budge as she comically struggled to push her back. The thicker wrestler shook her head in amusement and turned around, hurling Cindy towards the ropes. She squealed all the way before tripping most of the way there, falling through the middle ropes and barely catching onto them. She stumbled back up to her feet on the ring apron, barely keeping her balance as Hump scowled after her. She came barging after the drunken blonde, but her thundering footsteps cued her in. She yelped in surprise again and ducked down, spearing her head and shoulder into Hump’s thick stomach.

Hump backed off with a grunt, clutching her belly and looking winded. Cindy, however, reeled on the ropes as she rubbed her head. Even her surprising counter had left her reeling from connecting with the much more solidly built wrestler.

Cindy shook it off and scaled the nearby ropes, carefully lining up Dumpty before she leapt off with a flying dropkick. Hump barely had to shift her weight to let the shouting Cindy miss completely and crash uselessly to the mats. Hump had to smirk as the blonde knocked herself silly with her landing, getting a laugh from the crowd before she just stomped the downed wrestler’s stomach.

Cindy gagged and flopped from the stomp, hurrying to the edge of the ring. The princess of the ring was clearly fighting on several fronts as she held back her hair and looked like she might get sick right over the ring apron. Humpy didn’t care as she caught her by the legs, pulling and stretching her out as the blonde screamed and grabbed onto the ropes. She kicked around uselessly until Hump pulled hard enough to send Cindy airborne and crashing onto her gut on the mat.

Humpy strutted around the ring, slapping her ass proudly to make it jiggle and let the crowd know what was coming. She loomed over the crawling Cindy for a moment before coming crashing down, crushing her back beneath her meaty buns. Cindy howled and thrashed around, beating her fists and feet on the mats like she was throwing a drunken tantrum.

Humpy threw up her arms triumphantly before shaking her massive tits for the crowd. The beachball-sized boobs jiggled for their amusement threatening to bounce out of her spandex while Cindy barely managed to drag herself out from under her monstrous butt. Hump barely noticed as the blonde crawled into her corner and reached for her boot. The crowd spiked in concern as they thought there was a foreign object coming, but instead she pulled out a flask. The sloppy party girl pulled it out and took a quick drink, looking a bit steadier.

Dumpty stormed up behind her, grabbing her by the hair and forcing her to her feet. She looked annoyed by the blonde’s antics as she lifted her off her feet by the neck. The crowd started to cheer for the upcoming Great Fall finisher as Hump carried her towards the middle of the ring in a show of strength. However, Hump turned back to face her opponent just as Cindy’s face distorted and she let out a small belch. Hump grimaced for a moment, then her face twisted in disgust as she backed away, fanning her nose as she let Cindy drop to her feet.

The blonde seemed as surprised as anyone, but she took advantage anyway. She charged and landed a diving elbow to Hump’s massive chest, sending one bouncing out of her tight spandex as she crashed back into a corner. Cindy grabbed a rope and started to drive knees into her gut, keeping the chubby wrestler cornered with her ring-shaking blows.

Cindy seemed to remember her flask still in her hair, winding up and swinging it towards Hump’s head. She caught her wrist before she could bash her with it, making the blonde freeze up in panic. The glaring giantess twisted her arm around, bending the makeshift weapon back towards her. Cindy really sold it, bouncing and squealing in pain as the flask was shoved back at her. With a quick shrug, Cindy undid the flask and tilted it back, emptying it into her mouth. She caught most of the red juice that didn’t stain her clingy clothes, just to spit her mouthful into Humpy’s face.

The blinded bbw shouted in shock and staggered into the ropes, rubbing her eyes as Cindy kicked her legs out from under her. Humpy fell to her knees, her big tits and arms draped over the middle ropes. Cindy wound up and delivered a huge slap to her ass, spanking the big woman until she was shrieking for the audience. Both her tits flopped out, jiggling all over as Cindy made a mockery of her bigger foe.

Cindy finally backed off, parading and dancing around the ring as she finished off her flask with another gulp. Humpy rubbed her ass as she rose to her feet and went after the once again distracted blonde. Cindy just went on dancing and shaking her ass, even pulling down her leotard enough to bring out and shake her perky pale tits. Humpy was about to grab her when she went into a clumsily kicking dance, swinging her heel backward so that it slammed coincidentally into Humpy’s crotch.

The big woman howled and dropped to her knees clutching her pussy. Cindy looked confused and turned back, unsure why her foe was down but shrugging at the great opportunity. She ran towards the ropes, pulling up her leotard’s back into a thong-like wedgie. She hit the ropes to slingshot herself back and deliver a flying butt bump to Dumpty’s face. She grunted and reeled from the hip slam but didn’t go down, showing her solid build and endurance.

Cindy clapped to fire up the crowd and hit the ropes again, coming in for another butt slam from behind. Dumpty fell forward and caught herself on all fours, slamming a hand on the mats and trying to rise. Cindy went in for another rush but Hump threw up a hand, landing a noisy slap to Cindy’s incoming ass. The drunken blonde leapt off her feet with a huge shriek, bouncing around holding her booty with a fresh, bright red mark on one cheek.

The audience laughed and cheered as Humpty seemed fed up with her. She grabbed Cindy by the hair and hurled her across the ring singlehandedly, sending her bouncing hard and tumbling into a corner. Humpy sized her up and ran right at her, so as soon as Cindy sat upright she got a huge stinkface from the massive booty. She moaned and flailed as the big cheeks jiggled into her face, smothering her out before Humpy backed away.

Cindy looked dumbstruck, but that was how she looked half the time anyway. She felt around nearby for the bottle she’d left around earlier, picking it up and removing the cap to go for another swig. Humpy saw it coming and grabbed it by the neck, pulling it away from her. Cindy protested and started a small tug of war with her, going back and forth until the drunk blonde suddenly let go. The force of Humpy’s pull sent the bottle flying into her own face, knocking her silly as she flopped over onto her back.

Cindy looked once again surprised by her own success but went scrambling after the motionless brunette. She struggled to lift her meaty leg for a moment before she just laid on top of her for the pin. The audience counted down to 2 before Humpy bucked up, raising an arm and shoulder as the crowd popped from her save.

Cindy didn’t seem to realize that. In her drunken haze, she leapt up to her feet and pumped her fists in triumph. Her ditzy ways backfired as she thought she’d won the match, strutting proudly around the ring. She pointed back at her opponent mockingly, shouting a few choice, slurred words without seeing that she was getting back up. The audience’s warnings fell on def ears and Cindy turned around just as Hump smashed her with a clothesline hard enough to her tits that the blonde went spinning head over heels. She dropped to the mat with her eyes closed and reeling as if she’d just landed herself in her latest hangover.

Hump shoved her with one boot, rolling Cindy into a corner. The bustier wrestler stripped out of her leotard, sliding it off with her boots before she climbed naked onto the top rope. With a quick flex of her meaty arms and slapping her tits for the crowd, she dropped back down and slammed her hips down on Cindy’s face, facing her front. Her body flopped completely off the mat as her head remained pinned, clearly putting her out of the match. Humpy smirked and ground her pussy on Cindy’s face, pulling on her hair as she humped in time with the crowd’s count.

“1!”

“2!”

“3!”

The bell genuinely rang thing time as Humpy Dumpty dragged herself back up, flexing and parading around for the audience. She rubbed her crotch with excitement as she always seemed to after crushing a smaller opponent, licking her fingers lewdly after. She eyed up a few tempting-looking fans in the crowd before squeezing her way back out of the ring. Some of the staff came out to take Cindy and carry her KOed (or passed out for any other reason) body backstage to clear out for the next match.