Caption Pic: Goblin Breeder (Patreon)

Some people requested a third part to the goblin heat captions, so I tossed this together tonight. After sticking around with a one-night stand and getting weirded out by intimate and tender sex with humans, the goblin girl settles down to get married and starts popping out a litter of kids.

“I still can’t believe it. You ever look back and just go ‘Damn!?’ That one-night stand really turned into all this. I would have thought you’d bailed as soon as you found out I had a baby in me. Most humans would if they knew they had a half-goblin on the way. I was so fat and scared and horny when I told you…well, because I’m always horny when I’m preggers. You know that, silly. All I really remember after you got on your knees was me laughing and crying all at once. It made my belly keep bouncing and that just made me hornier, so I could barely hear what you were saying when you proposed. 

“Of course, you were such a sweetheart to let us have a goblin wedding. My daddy would have never shut up about it if you weren’t officially made into my stud. It was such nice weather too Nice as it can get out in the swamps, anyway. The priestess was really good with the tattooing... and you made that funny face when you tasted the ceremonial moonshine! That reminds me. Don’t forget that my sisters and cousins are gonna start asking for you to knock them up too. That’s just old goblin tradition: you’re married to me, you’re married to the clan. That kind of thing. Totally your choice though, and I already left Grix a voicemail for her to stop sending you those naked selfies. She’s just wanting a babydaddy without having to tie herself down.

“I’m not gonna lie to you though… I never dreamed of having a life this good. A loving husband, retired from work at my age, already wearing my bridal tattoos, nice house just outside the city… and a non-stop belly full of babies. God, you have no idea. I’m always so comfy, like the babies are keeping me warm all the time. I can take your cock all day long if I want to without worrying about condoms, and those pills the doctor gave us are really doing the trick. I’ve practically got a conga line of babies piling up in me, so I’m just… it’s like I’m in constant heat these days. Here, put your hand right there. I think she’s kicking. Hehe. Can you feel her, daddy? That’s your newest little girl saying hello.

“Fuck… look at what you do to me. You couldn’t let well enough be, could you? You couldn’t just take a one-night fuckfest and leave me to be a regular, knocked up greenie. You know I love you for it, my big weirdo. C’mere. I’m feeling freaky tonight. Heehee. You know it. Give me some of that real weird humie shit. Kiss me right on the lips. Pet my hair like one of your pure human bitches. Mmm, cradle me, spoon me… cuddle me like I’m your snuggle slut and whisper that dirty sweet talk in my ear. 

“...I didn’t say look at me while you did it! You’re making me blush! Shit… how the fuck did you corrupt me into being a romantic type again?”