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S3E9: Die Hard 2 (Patreon)

Published:
2023-12-21 10:34:22
Imported:
2023-12

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Merry Christmas, Happy holidays, it's the KJB Holiday Special 2023!
John McClane is back, and this time he's in an airport making a fucking nuisance of himself.

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Anonymous

As a former film & TV armourer I am so, so glad to have the egregious lack of accuracy surrounding firearms in this movie.

OutbackCatgirl

I consider die hard 2 to be noticeably less christmassy than 1. with 1, you can say "it crisms!!" out loud dozens of times throughout the run time because it's intricately tied to those themes, right up till the final climax between hans and john with the Christmas tape, and through to the credits. 2? I found it hard to, after the initial setup until the final payoff music, say "it crispm!" this is how i judge christmas movies btw if i can enthusiastically go "it chrisamuus!!!" (both genuinely and ironically, see also 'now i have a machine gun. ho, ho, ho') then the movie is good at crispsamus and i am happy i like dh2 but the premise is fuckin hilariously silly given even rudimentary knowledge of how plane work and how airport work. I still love it for being ridiculous (that ending destroys me every time) and occasionally clever (blank mags reveal, though that's also kinda silly cuz the new guy in the bad squad musta been real green to not check his own load). It's a comfort movie in how it asks for suspension of disbelief in return for watching bruce willis get beat the fuck up and plane go boom.

OutbackCatgirl

tbh this movie has my favourite single shot of cinema: The wingtip vortex swirling through the smoke as john is running towards the landing planes.

Anthony

hear me out: lethal weapon 2, if only so you can get the "diplomatic immunity!" drop. also the social commentary on apartheid that I'm sure aged flawlessly.

Anonymous

Wohoo! Finland mentioned (and 9/11)!

Anonymous

very sad y’all didn’t make a “Kiln James Bond” joke when talking about Gun Week on the Great Pottery Throw Down

Anonymous

I am disappointed that Abby, despite referring to Colm Meaney as Chief O' Brien, never once alluded to William Sadler being Sloane from Section 31. This is blatent DS9 erasure from Abby.

-Kris-

There have been a few attempts at 3d printed guns which are almost entirely polymer (not porcelain) but you still run into needing metal ammo, a metal firing pin, and using only the weakest tiny ammo and it still blows up after a handful of shots. You could probably *technically* do a metal-free gun, but it would have to be something like a bamboo matchlock shooting a rock, which means you've circled all the way back to making a fire-lance to kill a Gorn.

-Kris-

"the Beretta that cannot penetrate wood." What are the odds that John brought Glasers because he was going on a plane?