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Episode 19: Tomorrow never dies (Patreon)

Published:
2021-10-26 23:03:14
Edited:
2021-10-27 13:21:41
Imported:
2021-10

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This week, Kill James Bond, three trans people from Britain, ponder the eternal question: What if a media tycoon.... was bad?

Join us for an in-depth investigation into Brosnan Bond's newest Technique (Walking up to the villain in a social setting and asking him directly if he's evil), and we encounter a Guy for the ages.

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Drunk Karsa

The Terrorist Arms Fair has uncovered distinct memories of playing a dodgy copy of the Tomorrow Never Dies game on a chipped PS1

Dave Blanchard

I remember seeing this at the cinema. I have been looking for a replica of Bond's leather jacket from the arms bazaar ever since.

Simon Bitdiddle

I propose the Dr. Kaufmann Medal for Pacing Mercy Killing, awarded to the character that full-on stands on the brakes, throws the anchor overboard, and brings the entire movie to a full on halt.

Anonymous

Objectively, scientifically, the best Brosnan film.

Anonymous

The link to preorder the moore shirt points to the lazenby shirt page. The link text is correct, the hyperlink is wrong.

Anonymous

I knew I should have made my name Dr. "Turn your head and" Kaufmann. Ah well, attack and receive.

Anonymous
>>70575085

Also I love the quips in this one. Quantity over quality. Probably fewer than half actually land, but I love the effort.

Anonymous

I don't want to wait a week for Mildred's Bondpinions, is there a higher tier?

Bryce Connor

I have to have seen this movie but I have absolutely no memory of it...I think it came out the year I started smoking weed. Obligatory plug for doing Sneakers for a bonus episode...star-studded mid-90's post-cold war espionage thriller, you must consider it!

Anonymous

The fact that Bond decided to learn Danish of all languages when we now know he doesn't speak enough french to communicate with his daughter is very funny to me. His pronunciation is surprisingly good, though.

OvO Hoot

Ricky Ray, the Zizek-looking guy who plays Henry Gupta, is famous for his card tricks. He can throw playing cards fast enough to cut fruit with them. He got a world record by throwing one 190 feet at 90mph. In the movie, he plays an eccentric terrorist who never, at any point, goes near a deck of cards. Boo!

billie

aha my suggestion for Van Helsing arrives at last : )

Anonymous

In Austria there is an actual Gender Identity Clinic doctor named Dr. Kaufmann, not sure if she could shoot Bond from Stuttgart tho.

heffa

"We should get an anarchist on." LIAM ANDERSON!!

Anonymous

Will you be doing Tinker, Tailor for a bonus episode? I’m very interested in what you think about it (original TV or film or he’ll even the book…)

beeflord

Absolutely not disappointed by the kaufmann discussion in this holy shit

Anonymous

And now with a mention of the Symbionese Liberation Army in the first five minutes I must now spend the next few months playing Liberal Crime Squad obsessively. Wish me luck for my pacifist nightmare mode run.

Freyr Aloysius

I am an avid listener of Kill James Bond Mr. Bond, I could shoot you from Stuttgart and fulfill the goal of the podcast.

Andrew Cumming

Script was like "CARVER: (Sinophobic noises)"

Anonymous
>>70600580

I'm a master cinematographer, Mr. Bond. I could shoot you from Stuttgart and still create the proper effect.

Anonymous

Dr Kaufman: There is a podcast that Stamper really likes. He wants me to make you listen to it. I feel like an idiot, I don't know what to say. I am to throw maggots at you if you don't do it.

Anonymous

BMW R1200C: “Actually quite a nice looking bike” excuse me what? That’s the ugliest bike BMW has ever made. I want one

Anonymous

Fuck, now I'm wishing there was a cheat mode on Goldeneye called Maggots Only! Just hucking nothing but pocket maggots at each other. Also, I wanted to bring up to fellow patreons something I messaged Devon. In The World Is Not Enough, about an hour and four minutes in, there is a shot of one of Renard's goons and he looks exactly like Wario. I cannot stop thinking about it (much like the pocket maggots) and I wanted to get your feedback on it as I requested it to be the episode art. Here is the man in question: https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1QipMaFRqXkc_k31GrKRjASLwhBXk6nzoX-XjyFobh Here he is again but with Wario effects: https://photos.google.com/photo/AF1QipMkUuJrGG1j1pOBYzruu7OubYm1tBKwkbbXqZ67 And finally, after I smoked a keif bowl: https://photos.google.com/search/_tra_/photo/AF1QipMqWo3rPRH-cXBgdgBy8b5rb-ObAAil85r8qFj9

Noblesse Oblahaj

Really enjoyed the review of Tomorrow Never Wives

praxis and allies

@1:38:00 you appear to have a weirdly edited version. here's the final encounter with Stamper, where Linn throws the explosives and says 'try the detonators, the missile will set them off'. bond pausing to say that is still kinda weird but less than you make it out to be. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQSSvDQyUNA&t=130s

Christine Pizan

the treatment of paris 'pump her for information' carver by the film and bond could have warranted a higher misogyny score imo like, its another in bonds long line of 'oops, i got another woman i was fucking killed because i was with her' moments

Andrew T. Wilson

RED GRANT No. 5 is my favorite fragrance.

Anonymous

I BADLY want an episode on The Scarlet Pimpernel with Anthony Andrews !!!! Please! Give me late 1700s hedgehog wigs and a shockingly young Ian McKellan!

Anonymous

You guys have tainted me. I watched The Russia House with old man Connery the other day. A character pops up that immediately made me think "Fat Jimmy Saville".

The Beak TM

Cis person here were those questions things people really have to deal with in a gender identity clinic

Meonlights

I feel like as a resident German I should point out that Hamburg has the Reeperbahn which is the red light district / bar area where a lot of tourists go. You cannot tell me Bond would not spend his days in Hamburg there getting drunk and fucking.

Nicholas Hayes

Remarkable that this film lifted whole the evil plot from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country wherein Klingons using a new stealth ship destroyed another Klingon ship but made it look like the Enterprise did it so as to start a war.

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i have literally no idea what the fuck dev was on about with the kissinger shit he was quite resolutely not sec of state in the clinton admin and i cant find any evidence anyone had to have that pointed out to them