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Made up name

You're supposed to do the bald routine *before* gathering the courage to do the hard part? FUCK.

Anonymous

Isn't a James Bond furry anime just Dangermouse?

ArtSupportingLesbian

Devin misgendering themselves and then being corrected is such an enby mood

khaliqtessi

Careful everyone, I think this is Alice's origin story as a rogue agent from the podcast. Waiting to hear that she has mysteriously disappeared, and then she returns in time for the Johnny English bonus episode with her Chicken-suited and black turtlenecked henchforces and an enormous flag.

-Kris-

I was actually typing Spy Kids as you brought it up

Brian Taulbee

I honestly love the vibe the three of you have. You're clearly having a great time, and you're all funny as shit. This is money well-spent.

John Harwood

Yay! Thanks for answering my question! 😎🥰

Elder Dog

Happy last day of Pride.

Anonymous

Thanks for answering my question!

sol

I… kinda want to try Devon’s cocktail now. That sounds like it would absolutely wreck me in the best possible way.

Meroka

I'm a little bit mad that the Sgt J W Pelipper joke went not merely unappreciated, but unnoticed

DukeNukem64x

Well, at least Roger Moores ass doesn't suction to the wall.

The Token Detergent Rinser (British)

Inspector Gadget is definitely in the Bond-wheelhouse, as the character is “just a stupid policeman”, who bungles everything but somehow manages to come out on top (this is my experience of the cartoon version, anyway).

ZombieDwarf

Isn't 'James Bond vs Extinction Rebellion' the 6th Alex Rider book?

Anonymous

Devon's drink is called the thunderball because they're going to keep doing them over and over

Lay-Tex-Lips

I am absolutely looking forward to the Chicken Run bonus episode

Anonymous

Regarding transphobia in Austin Powers: I remember the problem scenes from the first movie but were the second and third as bad? I know that it's a natural fit for the podcast but could a compromise be watching the less problematic sequels (if that's the case) or skipping the upsetting scenes in the 1st movie? I'd be happy to help with timestamps if it let you all have a better time.

Dana Himrich

"Dalton should still be playing Bond now." "Dalton is more of a chad than Brosnan." "Chicken Run is James Bond as a furry anime." I don't want to pick favorites with the hosts but I can't help it, Alice is now my favorite. P.S. Thank you so much for answering one of my Qs, by the way! P.P.S. Chicken Run is literally my favorite movie and I would die of joy and give you even more money if you did an episode on it. P.P.P.S. If you want an Aardman professional's opinion, the Aardman movie that really is James Bond as a furry anime? Flushed Away.

Anonymous

I'd love our beautiful hosts to confront those unpleasant issues and make it clear how abhorrent they are and why. But I would hate to cause anyone have a bad time either. As problematic as the scenes are, perhaps a health warning before at the start of the pod or a "skip ahead to nn:nn" to help folk who would rather swerve that stuff ? Or perhaps an "extras" mini pod which does tackle the issue but published separately ?

Meonlights

Chiming in on the "Is it Bond-ish" theme I would argue that The Incredibles is very Bond despite it being a superhero movie. The villain's lair, the music, the way they sneak into the facilities, the big plan to kill a bunch of people and show up as a hero... so if you are ever in the mood for it...

George Rohac

I've genuinely been dreading seeing Austin Powers pop up as a Bonus Ep so I'm really happy that ya'll are against enduring that psychic damage for #content. As you all mentioned there's so many things roughly related to theme, I'd rather listen to the crew talk about those than anything that made people depressed to watch.

Anonymous

RE: the 'Chicken Run is furry Bond anime' - mad em so angry hearing this. Its a *Great Escape* furry anime, get it right!

Anonymous

Picking through the debris field that is, or was, the 1967 version of "Casino Royale," one piece stands out: Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass' theme song, which undeniably kicks.

Anonymous

Loving the mission creep

Elsie Hupp

I'm surprised a discussion of Raquel Welch pegging people doesn't mention "Myra Breckinridge". My, trans representation has come a long ways!

Pedro Bento

I think whales would like to know what exactly is Japan "researching"

Anonymous

Y'all haven't played 'Spy Fox' have you? Potential bonus episode.

Ghis

me: oh yeah statistically i am chinese me: wait i am chinese.

Claudia

See... Moneypenny for me will always be a hen. Mainly because I did, at one point, have a pet chicken called Miss Moneypenny.