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-JACK! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! - the childish and shrill voice of a child made the gang of friends leave their wooden swords, their plastic shield and their "magical" scepter on the ground. -aw! Damn… the fun is over- said Jack with his adult and hoarse voice as he re-sheathed his wooden sword.


A little boy of 8 years entered the garden of the Johnsons with his face furious, he froze not knowing what to do when he looked at his 30 year old body playing with a couple of children the same age as his nephew...

-Um… hello-he said, lowering his tone of voice and pretending as if they were all in his real body.


-Hey!... Uncle Dick don't worry I told my friends about the amulet, I saw you asleep on the couch so I thought you wouldn't mind if I took over your body to play and I...- Uncle Dick slowly approached the children and took his nephew's huge, calloused hand.


-ow! Come on uncle dick! Just let me play with my friends for 15 more minutes!...- the rejuvenated Uncle Dick sighed and put his soft hands on his head to give himself a little massage to prevent his brain from exploding from all the anger and stress accumulated in this little time .


-Listen Jack… you took my body without my permission, you told your friends about our little secret and you left me locked in your room while I slept with a note that said "I will return your body to you at dinner time, could you do my math homework?" How the fuck do you think I feel?!-


Jack without waiting for a second threw himself on the grass and began to cry as he yelled "I'M SORRY UNCLE DICK!" -I JUST WANTED TO PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS WITH MY FRIENDS AND KENNY NEVER LET ME BE THE KNIGHT BECAUSE I'M THE LITTLEEST OF MY FRIENDS AND BESIDES THAT I…-


Uncle Dick let go of my hand and looked at my friends humiliated as I made a fuss over his huge muscular body, -okay, ok! Just 15 more minutes! You are not in trouble! But stop crying for the love of God!-


I wiped my tears using my uncle's big hairy hands from my face that I had stolen a couple of minutes ago and I smiled -thank you Uncle Dick! You are the best! - I continued playing in my best friend's yard while my uncle supervised us while he checked the messages on his cell phone, I just hope he doesn't mind staying in my body for a whole day... when he finds out that I lent the amulet to my friend Clarence to switch bodies with his stepfather is sure to kill me!... But what can he do in my little half meter body? We have big plans for tomorrow! We will drive, go to the bar and even buy our first cigarettes! Maybe if we have time we'll play dungeons and dragons, maybe we could both be knights now!

Ver.esp:https://docs.google.com/document/d/17P9V82M32oG13Eb9V5NJ77FTTWmWNPpwHSnj8J3sxIw/edit?usp=drivesdk