just relax and let the adults talk (Patreon)

-I'm sorry Johnny, but I don't see a way out for you. As your lawyer, I tell you that the best thing you can do is plead guilty. Apologize and pray to your god the judge is in a good mood, so he just puts a tracker on your ankle and gets you house arrest- Johnny was my third client today and they were all similar. I didn't need to talk to him or his parents to learn the story of his life.

Just a hormone-ridden teenage jerk who decides to steal a few things from the local store to impress his immature friends, this was just another day in my job as a juvenile defense attorney. He had been working for years as a lawyer to know the future of that boy, he was not the first nor the last to have a future screwed up due to his lack of neurons atrophied by a lot of drugs.

As soon as he comes of age his parents will kick him out of his house and he will live on the streets until he returns to the prison system but this time he will be tried as an adult. for me it was another day at work, I looked at the teenage boy with a carefree look, blond hair and white skin who was chewing gum in front of me while he was wearing an orange suit. "I hope you like orange," I thought just to myself and a small smile spread across my lips that were covered by a trimmed and elegant beard that made me look more attractive in court.

Being handsome gives you many advantages as a lawyer but it wasn't enough. I had invested most of my salary in my collection of suits and my sports car, perhaps it was superficial but the truth is that appearances are everything in this business.

-Hey when I got here I saw you getting into a red Convertible That's a nice car, how much did it cost you? - The question surprised me a little, it even made me laugh a little that I tried to hide, it was incredible how carefree that boy was or how idiotic what was it.

-I think you don't understand the problem in the...- Jonny took my hand and put it in the middle of the desk that divided us and I look at the watch that my father had given me when I graduated with honors from the university. -That's a nice watch, is it a Rolex?-

He was sure that he had never seen a Rolex in his entire life, and maybe it was the only chance he would have to see one so close that it wasn't stolen or counterfeit. -It would be nice to have one of those…-

With the shitty job waiting for him when he came of age serving burgers and frying fries for minimum wage, he could only dream of owning one. -Do you want to try it? -I felt a little sorry for the boy, didn't he understand the shit he was involved in? or just didn't care? When I was young I never had a chance to relax, my parents always put so much pressure on me when I was Johnny's age that I didn't have a good childhood.

a carefree thought flashed through my head at that moment one that I would regret all my life “I wish I could be that carefree”

In a simple blink, everything changed my mind was transported to the body that was in front of me. I was no longer looking at a juvenile delinquent who had a shitty future, I was looking at a handsome lawyer who wore a suit so expensive he could never buy one no matter how many hamburgers he flipped.

-FUCK THIS SHIT WORKED! HAHAHA! GOD! I FEEL… FANTASTIC! - I was left in shock, frozen while the elegant man in front of me stood up from his elegant leather chair and delighted in running his hands through the soft and expensive suit that I had worked so hard to buy. I was trying to figure out what was going on, something inside my head wasn't working right, I was confused and felt…funny, I'm sure it was all the fault of the huge amounts of alcohol and drugs that had affected this body.

-Men! your brain… is super smart! It's like having a couple of cups of coffee in the morning after waking up! -His voice was hoarse, powerful and so manly that it inspired confidence in me, was it his voice? Or had I just become an idiot?

-What...just happened?- were the first words that came out of my new mouth.

-You don't worry about anything, Johnny, leave the laws to me, after all, it's me, now the one with the elegant suit and you with the orange suit, just relax and let the adults talk…-

What would my life be like now?

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