luck on vacation! part 1 (Patreon)

- Come on guys smile, this picture will go to the fraternity yearbooks! -A 25-year-old lady who was wearing a tight sailor suit said and took a picture of her with her cell phone.

 How the fuck am I supposed to smile Seeing myself like this? that's why my older brother told me that maybe it wasn't a good idea to join his fraternity?, and I hope it's worth it if it's worth having to do this all week 2 times a year!.

Why did no one warn me that accepting being in the house I have to give my body to an obese old man? Since the only requirement is to be in that big house, with laundry, food, personal gym and all the alcohol you can drink was it too good to be true?

Right now at my "initiation", they put me on this shitty "vacation" you fucking old men sure have to live like paupers the rest of the year if they call this "annual fraternity!"

And I think I got the worst of all! at least there was “Disneyland” on the list the day our names were drawn as if it were some kind of raffle! 3 days before summer vacation.

Being in “Harold's” whale body isn't great at all, damn I'm 300lbs now bro!, and I think Harold doesn't do a shit exercise, and all my hair is gone! everything! check up here I have a fucking dome!

At least I hope that in the next raffle I have a better activity to make this fishing trip disguised as a cruise a little less humiliating. and at least one body with more hair on my fucking lips than on my entire bald head!

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