old “Chris Pratt” (Patreon)

-Fuck! It's fantastic how much I was able to accomplish in just a couple of months in this guy's body, I knew I was right in choosing this body! - When I got into this body I used to be an obese man a bit addicted to the sweet taste cupcakes and donuts, but in just 6 months I turned all the fat that man had accumulated for years and turned it into hard and hot muscle.

I spent years tied to this old and obsolete body and to the bed of that fucking hospital waiting for the day to come when the magic stone that I had been using as a paperweight for years would recharge with its strange power that allowed me to swap my body with the someone else to hold the stone.

I had been thinking about Danny the idiot Latino nurse who used to steal the only dessert they gave me with every meal in this hospital where everything else tastes or smells like shit, I was so mad at the fucking nurse I almost wasted my chance to get a new body just so I can see his face when he sees how old and fucked up he is now.

Thank God! that a better prey arrived at the hospital the same day that the stone finally changed its color from red to blue. His name was Chris Pratt, a somewhat obese man but with a good face, he was young, somewhat handsome and he came with a group from a nearby church to read us the bible and a bunch of boring shit that just made me want to swap bodies with the first person who walked through the door of my little white hospital room.

He introduced himself with his white teeth and a sincere and slightly stupid smile, but as soon as he said the word “actor” it caught my attention, he had never been an actor. Years ago I was a musician but never an actor, I had to make a quick decision, It was the fat guy in front of me or Danny, I didn't have too many good options especially since I had only known "Chris" for a couple of minutes.

- Excuse me, could you pass me that? but please be careful- I pointed to the stone that was next to my bed, I could easily reach it but he didn't know that. he held the stone with both hands and I did the same, as soon as my hands touched the stone in the blink of an eye our bodies were switched now I was Chris Pratt and he was a fucking old man bedridden in a third class hospital.

He dropped the stone throwing his hands away in shock at being moved into a body twice his age but I had done this more times than I could remember I took the stone from his wrinkled old hands with this vigorous young man body I saw how slowly the stone changed from blue to red again, I stood up away from the hands of the decrepit old man in front of me and I approached the mirror that was nailed to the wall, I looked at my new face

-Oh man I had forgotten how good it felt to be young- I took my hands to my new and young face feeling with my new fingers I began to play with my new face experimenting with the elasticity of my new and young skin, while I had fun real Chris was now in that old and weak body, I took the backpack with which he had arrived and put the stone inside, - Hey I'm leaving, don't worry about your life I'll take good care of it, you're the only thing you have What to worry about now is that Danny doesn't steal your dessert, I know you must be very confused now, but believe me, you'll thank me-

I got out of that dirty old smelling room as fast as I could while the old Chris Pratt screamed as loud as he could with his new aged voice. The last thing I saw was a bunch of nurses, including Danny, heading to my old room to "calm down" or fill me up on drugs, whichever is not my problem anymore.

As soon as I got out of that hell of a life I had I started training night and day, I knew I could do it after all I was still young and in a couple of months of a lot of sweat and diet I sculpted my body to be able to become the man who knew what it could become, the stone is somewhat mysterious right now it is recharged and could jump into the body of any hot twink in the world.

But I like my exciting new life, I'm fucking rich and handsome. though sometimes I wonder if old “Chris Pratt” would like my movies.

Versión español: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l5MgDQrJfQIBDFB3pbwgOZtHthUAv1tz9Hx1P4arvuM/edit?usp=sharing