BOWSETTE... CHAPTER 3 (Patreon)

THE BEGINNING < CHAPTER 2 // CHAPTER 4 >

*Ahem*

Before you read this Chapter, I want you to know, that I, Bowser, King of all Koopas, did not enjoy recording myself acting and speaking like a sexy Peach. I know what you bozos will say, you and your reading between the lines. I've been a thirsty dude, I know how it works. Hell, I'm still a thirsty dude, stuck in this bounce house of a body, so if I get unintentionally worked up from- Gaaah You know what? Read it yourself and anyone who want's to stir trouble is getting pounded by me, I mean, I'll see to you getting hammered. GRRR Why do all my threats sound like innuendos in this voice! 

Anyways, enjoy or whatever.

(Slipping in some of Gnome's art that this Novella is prequel for, I think it makes the piece super spiffy!)