Jess TV Premier! (Patreon)

Television Announcer voice Cues up  "Helloooo Viewers! Welcome to the wonderful world of Jess TV! Tune in as a saucy witch hops genres and channels in a surfing spectacular of the ages! Will she ever find a way back or will she forever be sandwiched between classic cartoonage and un-reality TV! Does it matter? No! Because this is television and it's all about crazy colors, wild commercials, and the constant serialization of a montage of madness with our favorite guest star...  Jessssiieeeeeee STAAAAAAAAR!"  *now showing in a rotating position with Breast Buy!*