BREAST BUY Fleshed Out! 1.4 I think you're projecting (Patreon)

                                                          BREAST BUY Fleshed Out!

                                                                      By Jessie Star

Based on the Comic By MoosenTracks8008 and Jessie Star

"I Think You Are Projecting" Part 1.4

Jess grunted and growled as she wrestled with the nasty nest of wires behind the projection demo display in Breast Buy’s high end theater showcase. There were simple procedures for how to hook and unhook the displays, and apparently they had been ignored here for years. People pulling and plugging things willy nilly and now a customer who wanted to see a $7000 system demoed was staring at a blank screen in their comfy theater recliner. He had been now for ten minutes because Nelly couldn’t figure out why it wasn’t working and had called her manager Jessie over from the Teat Squad to sort it. But Jessie, who had been working there for less than a week had seen charts of most of the propper setups but absorbing them, understanding them? That was quite another story. The giant bundle of multi-colored wires was like a pile of oil slick spaghetti, and she would be giving up italian for at least a month from the thought. “Can you just... tell me everything, like what’s with all this messy wire management? Who used the damn thing last?” she whispered trying to not be heard by their customer.

Nelly adjusted her glasses and shrugged. “I don’t know why it’s like that Miss Jessie. The customer just said they wanted to see the glasses free 3DDD projector” she went back to ringing her hands nervously. “I don’t know why it’s not working” Jess looked back at the man sitting patiently in their theater chair staring at the blank screen. Weren’t 3D movies a dying fad? Did someone just cook up another way to resell them for a few extra bucks before the whole boat went under? Jess didn’t know and didn’t care, way too frustrated with having to undo wire knots. She totally missed that her tug had pulled the “input” cable out of the projector.

“Well if you didn’t set it up who did?” ‘so I can give them bathroom duty for a month’ Jessie finished in her head. “It’s a freaking nightmare back here” Her eyes wove in and out of the mess trying to trace what was what when she realized the eye roll moment of the year. It wasn’t plugged in. The ginger manager grabbed the plug and pushed it into the power outlet. The projector already “on” was rushed with power, as it’s bulb and fan warmed up for showtime. “You know,” Jess said as she stood into a crouch, her shapely behind just grazing the projector. “It helps to plug something in if you want it to-” 

KLICK

WHIRRR

FWOOMP!

Jessie’s eyes bulged as she was startled by a pinch to her ass. She was about to punch a customer for thinking they were smooth when the pinch was replaced by an intense suction. Like trying to get a chocolate chip up the straw while drinking a milkshake suction. Jess looked back to find her pants were getting caught on the projector. On its input no less. She tried to step forward but it got worse. Way worse, like someone was chewing on her ass cheek. “Hsss ouch what the-” riiiiiiip. Jessie’s pants and underwear ripped open, her butt sucked against the projector like an industrial vacuum.  More and more of her cheeks were getting… pulled into it? It was the most insane feeling, like the projector was gobbling up her rear and pushing it out the other side somehow. Though obviously it wasn’t… She could SEE it wasn’t. Which just made the whole feeling-

“WOO!” Shouted the customer in the theater seat, drawing both Jess’ and Nelly’s attention with his cheer. On the screen in front of him, no not just on but bulging out of it in glorious  3d, filling the end of the room and then some, was a giant, freckled set of ass cheeks.

The manager’s jaw dropped. They were familiar. WAY too familiar, and as she tugged again to get herself free, she watched (and felt) those giant cheeks wobble. That was her ass. Somehow the thing was projecting a giant version of her butt against the wall! “Nelly.” She tried to get her coworker’s attention who also seemed to be lost in her disbelief “NELLY!” The girl snapped back to reality.

“Yes M-miss Jessie?”

“Can you stop staring at the projection and help me get out of this before I’m sucked into a mammary card or something?” Jess pointed to the device sucking on her bum.

“I’m not sure that it has a mammary card Mis-”

“Just..” she lowered her voice and tried to sound calm and sweet ”Can you please help me get it off of my exposed backside!” She whined as another few inches were pulled into the machine and the gigantic bare ass on the wall pushed out another few feet.

“Okay Jess okay grab my hands” Nelly ran around to Jessie’s front to try and pull her. The forgotten customer could do nothing but stare in awe.

“These are some graphics man, feel like she’s really about to sit on me.” He stood from the comfy recliner and edged closer to the giant flexing, wobbling behind. “Even up close it still looks real” He gave the hefty right cheek a swat. “I… I can feel it! It even feels warm!” he swatted again, and again.

Jess screwed up her face as she tried to place the new sensations. She wanted to say she was getting spanked, but.. by hands no bigger than a Ken doll? What was the machine doing no-

“SIR! Sir please don’t touch the merchandise… My aa- er...Our screens are very delicate!” She went insanely pale and then right back up to equally red. “Nelly” she whispered “I can feel him”

“Miss Jessie?”

“I can feel him poking my butt!” she hissed and gulped, thinking of what that meant.

“But that’s just a projection Miss Jessie. That can’t be you.. It doesn’t even have panties on!”

“I know Nelly, but I can feel- SIR! Seriously.. stop tapping the ass!” she looked Nelly in the eyes with deadly seriousness. “I can feel it, please.. PULL!” Nelly pulled on Jessie’s arms with all her strength, leaning back and using her pear shaped bottom half for leverage. Jess could feel her behind trying to squeeze through a space smaller than it, cheeks mashed together as they- “woah woah! Stop Nelly Stahp!” Jessie screamed.

“What is it?” Nelly asked as she let go.

“Get him out, now! Now please get him out!” Jessie whined and panicked pointing behind her to the projection screen covered wall, her titanic tucas apparently clapped together on their customer when he got too close. And where as Jess was just getting flustered and squeamish from feeling a tiny man (to her anyways) wriggling in her ass crack like a bug, the customer could be suffocating and or being crushed. Nelly ran over to grab him by the ankle, the only piece of him still showing while Jess wriggled her hips hoping to shake him out.

Her radio crackled “Jess you have a customer call on line one, something about if we have a camera in moose colors in stock yet.” She could tell it was Tiffany by the popping of her gum.

“I’m a little busy at the moment” Jess huffed and wriggled harder.

“Did you look it up yet or should I do it? Jess, are you there? I don’t know what to tell them.”

Another voice chirped in “Why can’t Jess pick up the phone?”

“I dunno she didn’t say-”

“Jess… which is me, cannot pick up the phone because a customer wanted a demo and someone set the projector up wrong and now I’m stuck in the wall with a MAN IN MY ASS!” 

The radio… remained silent for a moment, and then Bea the general manager spoke up. “Dangit it… I told HR this wasn’t going to happen again.Sigh... I’ll get the forms” Again? Jess thought… what the hell kinda job did she sign up for?