SEPTEMBER NEWSLETTER Babes! (Patreon)

Hello everyone, It's September and that dummy Hurricane Dorian did not defeat me! (though the ass broke a lot of shit) But I am alive and well and READY FOR FALL! So lets get this thing started!

*Spins her roller chair over to a makeshift cardboard news stand*

First in tonights news... We met our first goal! In under a month you have helped me make it to $25 a month and I can now avoid shifting money from my food budget to gas. As promised meeting the goal I will now open a $2 tier called “the extra kick!” it’s a tip jar with benefits. It will have exclusive access to some of my very NSFW chapters as well as monthly polls where the PATRONS will decide what stories they would like me to write!

With one goal down, I will be putting up the next one though I know it will take a while to fill but I mean… big goals are still great things to grind at. Our next goal is a monthly $100. You see… your friend and writer Jessie here came from the factory with defects. When I was 13 my dad tried to return me, and they said “Sir… she’s a 13 year old girl, that’s WAY outside of the return policy.” Well that never happened but joking aside yes, I have kinks in my design. So $100 a month would help me by the meds that apparently get me closer to functioning like a normal human being, whatever the fuck that is. Regardless, through your help and these donations you are helping me live a safer, healthier life and I can never thank you enough.

*deep breath and wipes some mist from my eyes*

Okay enough sappy Jess, in OTHER news September will have a new story featuring someone getting turned into an adorable squirrel girl, the NSFW NAUGHTY conclusion of Jess’ big day at the beach, and much much more! 

Love ya babes!
Jessie Star