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Oooh to be a fantasy adventurer, overheard by a genie, and be zapped into a "cozy" life thousands and thousands of years later. What? Afraid you won't be able to fit into a different time period and lifestyle? We've got auto-pilot spells for that!

Now you'll have to excuse me, sugar. I have a deep cravin' to put some buns in the oven with my goooorgeous man! Whatever that means, giggle