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DAAAAAARE (Adamant Tier) (Patreon)

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2023-06-01 10:01:00
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TO KEEP OUR KIIIDS OFF DRUUUUUGS

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Michael Lee Snow

“That’s great, Karen. In more serious news, Daren, the beloved lion mascot of D.A.R.E., is currently in critical condition after wandering into traffic. Trusted sources report the presence of LSD in his system. The driver of the vehicle has not been identified. Such a shame.”

Marcwolf
>>109774191

The doctors worked for 5 hours... until they were able to get his erection down.

Bloodmage77

The only thing D.A.R.E. taught me was boredom and a desire to use drugs ( only drink socially and eat candy cannabis once a month. All legal here in Canada) so D.AR.E. really sucked, Badly!

ZeusRalo

Don't do drugs kids.. you end up like the lion their. He been sniffing something lately.