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Bad Uncle Backups 

We've worked out that after Mufasa's death Sarabi dragged Simba to Rafiki's hippy commune when he wasn't with his uncles.  That plus locker room jock behavior lead to him growing up to be an immodest himbo.  It's much much worse since coming back from college.

Khan will need to have a talk with the boy about sleeping in the nude with the door wide open, then walking bare assed to the bathroom with raging morning wood.  Before it gives him a god damn stroke.