PUNCHING NAZIS IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE (Patreon)
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You know, there's material out there which basically makes this canon. Uh, not enjoying watersli-- Well, I guess Duke Caribbean adds legitimacy to the waterslides-- no I mean punching nazis, Duke totally hates bigots. But I mean shit, the games are already all about shooting cops so, lmao what's the difference, okay ANYWAY I love how this one came out, I got to use pics of the old Orlando Wet N Wild which I remember going to a couple of times. You know what my favorite ride was? The Lazy River.
It wasn't even a ride, it was the way you could travel around the park, you get in a big floaty tube and just coast around the river and get off wherever you were trying to go. Shit was so nice. Damn, too bad that place got closed down I think. Maybe for the best, I remember hearing about some pretty gnarly accidents. Hey, if you're ever doing potentially dangerous stuff in Florida, be more careful than you would in any other state, just a bit of advice from someone who lived there his whole life and by some miracle got out before his time ran out.
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