Dunno why they're called "vital" signs (Patreon)

Probably one of the single worst uploads I've ever posted. The joke sucks, I think Stubbs actually talking only makes the character worse, there's nothing good here. But I wanted it anyway, I didn't have the guts (heh) to remove it from The Pile, so that meant it needed to exist. Here we are. I hope nobody watches this. The world should not see it. I won't say I'm sorry, because to apologize and do it anyway would be an insult to your intelligence. All I can say for this then is... it is what it is. Besides, there have been too many bangers lately. It's time to bring the expectations down a notch. This is a shitposting channel.