HOT SINGLES HAVE BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!! (Patreon)

Looking at it now, I'm not sure that I like the first couple seconds of setup, but I felt like I wanted the main line to pop up like a surprise in the video, AND I wanted it to look like one of those cheap solid black background hot singles ads... Plus I like the idea that this appears as an ad on a webpage, and is solid black for a couple seconds before the gimmick pops up, I dunno, I feel like I'm slightly dissatisfied either way on that choice, so I'm just gonna keep it in. The rest of the video however, I love.