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Anonymous

Good morning Benjamin. About to start my 10 hr drive home after Thanksgiving break. I truly hope the last thing I hear is jaces sweet voice being covered up by Emma's retarded asscheeks clapping back and forth, while a 2k pound semi turns me into a fine mist 👌

georgedagain

The boys are off to an amazing start.

Sniggering

I needed a reason to get off the wagon and here it is.

Adam Earls

Wow such podcast

James M Fittro

Happy BLACK Friday go rip the 65 inch TV out of that old woman's hands the world is yours for the taking

Anonymous

Well well well, another episode of gay bullshit right on time

Pat

I’m gay and emma molested me before she got run over and abducted by Ben. Telling my story before the NY law is expired and I can no longer lie about rape

Sniggering

CHAV is a UK term for low income scum people. It stands for council house and violence because that’s generally what you get when you meet one.

Sniggering

How tf is this guy listening to the whole thing within a moment of it being posted. Craaaaaaazy, not calling you out though.

Sniggering

From Johns gun corner to the gas chamber we love lemon party.

Anonymous

Thank god I need this after being with my retarded family all day yesterday and working today 🙃

Anonymous

VERY good

Michael Papa

Tfw I’ve been in therapy for 4 years and don’t even have a gf to emotionally abuse ☹️

Anonymous

This made me cum

Kikosio

Good mowning sweepy headzzzz 😚

Gromit®

Slavery was fine and very beneficial to our country. Our biggest mistake was not sending them back after the Civil War.

Kikosio

Kinda slave driver doesn’t give you Friday off too??

Anonymous

Boy please!

Ned

Schulz?

Anonymous

where’s the dynamite going?

Anonymous

Ben just say the word and I will cancel the $800 car seat for my daughter! and pay for your green fee at Cabot cliffs.

Anonymous

Sheeet baby ,making Friday’s to remember 💕

Bart Chrysler

If my merch doesn’t get here soon, promise you I’ll make the news.

Anonymous

Thank you for shitting on the Jewish wigger Rapport and Schulz

Tyler Laird

Damn whoa Jayce looks more very skinny and handsome then usual in this video

Anonymous

That’s a myth. It originates from Chatham. Council housed and violent is from the plan b song & very cringe

comixbrainz zzz

The boys are really killin’ em, murderin’ ‘em.

Jack Forde

Were they making fun of Schulz?

Jeff

Hell yeah brother. Can’t wait to listen to this later while having a VR porn augmented reality passthrough goon session on my oculus quest three while high on cannabis edibles. I can convince myself that the girl wants my tiny dick and also is racist and loves lemon party. It’s extra challenging and takes a long time because I’m actually gay and hate women.

Anonymous

The boys always characterize us fans in ways that I have no clue what they're talking about. They think we're having Jordan Peterson level arguments on natural hierarchies? We're FAR too retarded for that

Anonymous

Jace was being a cuck a bit. There should be a sub-$5 tier for people who seriously complain about that kind of thing, their lives are already bad enough. Very good, sir.

E L î

This podcast is my Paradise Lost moment.

Jorge

There should be a tier so we can hear the uncensored stuff, fucking fags

Anonymous

Jace was on one atta boy

Anonymous

Wasn’t prepared to realize a bleep on the lemonparty patreon got me hard…but now I know. Thanks boys 🙂

Normbugerking

Lemon party should go on the hate watch podcast. I want 2 devans. Idgaf figure it out!

Jeff

I was driving and came instantly, causing me to veer into the sidewalk and run over an old lady but when I explained what happened to the police officer he fist bumped me and said “wish I coulda been there brother”! He let me go and arrested a black guy instead.

Anonymous

2nd bleep of the Patreon. Cool.

Normbugerking

Jeff might I suggest adding in some family guy clips playing in the back ground. For ambience.

SoftCore PornStar

I truly do appreciate these guys, could literally listen for hours This country is turning into fallout 3

Kyle Lees

Jace looks fat

Anonymous

Jace is my hall pass.

Anonymous

In the not too distant future everyone will have an internet identification number. And it will track all your info. And once you’ve been called “cringe” three different times on any social media app, you’ll be sent to mine for nickel, manganese and cobalt to make E.V. batteries. Unless you have a patreon subscription to LemonParty, then they just take you to a Buc-ees and shoot you in the head.

Anonymous

We love you Jace

Kikosio

raulito

I love knowing that Jace chooses to drive around his mentality retarded little brother. He rules

raulito

Also, Ben, get a B Complex vitamin.

Anonymous

I appreciate Jace feeding the comment section trolls, it’s very kind and considerate of him

Anonymous

“She turn into a blueberry and gets an N word pass” Fixed it

Mogwai Chrisanthemum

Another grand episode! (Just FYI I attempt suicide before & after each podcast) Can't wait for the next one!

Kikosio

I stg I hope Patreon is the one that deleted my comment. If it makes the overlords feel any better I copy and pasted the N word. If it was Ben suck my penis you dork

Kikosio

Kikosio

I copy and pasted it Ben don’t delete this also I’m Black see 👋🏿

Anonymous

Ben, Jace, Devan, PLEASE go to Joe Rogan Experience #2066 with Ralph Barbosa and it won’t be long until you hear Joe say THE MOST INSANE THING IVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE at 1:45😂😂😂 thought you would enjoy, good day

Anonymous

My fiancée was Jace’s therapist. Since she’s now dead I’m not bound by confidentiality. After 6 short months talking to this persistent narcissist she simultaneously slit her wrists, jumped from the US Bank building and shot herself with her father’s service revolver. In her suicide note she repeated over and over “I can’t believe that mongoloid goons over hand left.”

Anonymous

I love Jace!

Steven Blea

No homo but Jace is pretty funny I guess. He be tellin them dark jokes for sick and twisted kids. My mind is like Will Smith’s bootyhole. STRAIGHT MURDERED *allegedly

Boy George Floyd

In graduate school for psychotherapy we literally took a class basically called don’t fuck your clients and it’s a huge problem in the therapist insurance industry. Anyways can confirm therapy is gay great episode loved the riff on WW2 haircut Andrew Schultz

Anonymous

I know Ben has been struggling with the news about Derek chauvin. Stay strong buddy. He’ll pull through this

Anonymous

Don’t forget to send your reels to Jace. He is interested in your personal reels. Also forward all racist stuff to Ben. Have a great weekend. Peace be with you.

Anonymous

Great news boys! You aren’t racist at all! You didn’t say a single solitary thing more damning than just reading the FBI crime statistics. Never forget, 13 percent of the population, 99 percent of the rape, murder and child touching. Who am I speaking of? Which group of people? Go ahead Jace, it’s your turn to say it. Devan, as always, stay up my nigga. God bless and keep up the good work on hate watch. Keep getting that lemonparty bag but don’t forget we need your sharp wit and guiding hand on your own podcast. Don’t get lost in this mush mind nonsense please.

Anonymous

WE’RE DONE RECORDING I SWEAR XD

Anonymous

Jace, heatin' up this ep, damn 🤣

Benjamin Schlegel

I bet Jaces standup was like a pseudo-louie ck. Like all the black dudes doing a patrice impression.

Benjamin Schlegel

Rappaports sitcom was fucking funny tho

Anonymous

I can't even make this up... this summer I dated a podcast producer (my bad) and I knew we weren't that compatible about a month in, but he really solidified it when he told me how proud he was of his friend Molly for getting on SNL (the thing devan had a rant about) and later... he kept bragging about how he and Ari Shaffir were getting close (that really gets a woman wet btw...) and how he and Ari took a walk and ran into his friend Ryan- who IS Mr. Pants. He legitimately thought the Mr. Pants thing was brilliant, and considering the company he kept, among other things.. I ended it a couple weeks later. LP is so strangely cathartic to listen to, my friends did not get how insanely horrible it was that this guy was buddies with "meatbrick molly" and "mr. pants", felt like I was living in an A24 film.

DooDang

Jace is truly goated.

Bill S Preston Esquire

The unnamed comedian is basically the younger Rappaport. The incredibly outdated new york wigger

georgedagain

But you broke up not because of any of the above, instead, you waited for some personal / emotional factor to kill the relationship?..

Kyle Lees

When are the hoodies shipping out ? I ordered one on the 13th

Anonymous

how tall is joe rogan

Benji

Karl from who are these podcasts gave you guys a shoutout on his newest ep 🙌🏻

Anonymous

Dude very nice

Tellyourmomhi

I just have audio and can still hear the sound waves bouncing off jaces chins before it gets to the mic

Anonymous

No one gives a shout out to Devon, I will, I had no idea I lived in ur head rent free. But thanks for theshout out to me, I was nice to you and you dwell on it?.?.?. bro I do think you might need a therapist, maybe it will help you from being the weakest link on 2 podcasts

Diarrhea Jones and the Temple of Coom

i love how your comment remains unnoticed and un-responded white noise for 2+ months because nobody knows if you're serious, doing a bit, or in dire need of lithium for your ill-managed schizophrenia. lol. lemon party has the best fans.

Harrison Friedman

The Empire State of mind riff was great

Henry Adams

Tony Robins... very good, very good Ben

RockinRandy

I've listened to 60 hours straight of this podcast I literally can't think straight at this point and have been talking in the cartoon voice randomly God help me