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Hey everyone.

Meet the Blackwoods.

First and foremost - the Countess Lonetta Blackwood.

Lonetta was the born a Rockwaller to Monica Rockwaller - as we know a very important and very influential woman in the British Court… back when people still gave a damn about the British Court so… in the age of the boomers.

She was married to the now late Count Fredric Blackwood… huh… it seems that mates of Rockwallers has a certain habit of dying young… ‘gulp’
The wedding was grand and after the first night of the wedding, the Count experienced his first sexually caused bodily harm. He needed a chiropractor to get his spine back in order.
   Lonetta is craving, as most Rockwallers are, but even among Rockwallers, her appetite is only surpassed by our own Tonnie.
She is now the Countess of Blackwood, and fortunately her estate is less tied up than her sisters, so she need not worry too much about her property… and frankly she doesn’t.
Lonetta doesn’t really bother herself with money or other boring stuff. If she can’t fuck it, it has little interest to her.
To Lonetta love is the spice of the relationship - SEX is the meat of it. And damn is she a carnivore. Think Komodo Dragon Glutton. Beware of the Countess Blackwood… fuck at your own risk my dear Patrons 🤭

Lonetta gave birth to 3 daughters… Anyone else sensing a pattern here?

Anyhoo:

Her oldest: Lisandra Blackwood.

The apparent heir to the Blackwood estate and frankly an all around good girl. Lisandra is surprisingly mature… for a Rockwaller that is. She is actually really kind and friendly with others. And since her mom is very… uninterested in running an estate, she rose to the position and will one day make a fine job out of it… whatever a countess does… if they do anything at all 😂

The Middle: Lashana Blackwood.

She resembles her aunt Tonnie in more ways than just looks. Just like her aunt and mother, she has a Rockwaller appetite for the opposite gender. Despite being a little spoiled the girl isn’t a bad girl, and she is really warm.

The Youngest: Latasha Blackwood.

Hmmm… Lonetta gave all her girls a first name with the same letter as her own… perhaps so it wasn’t too difficult to come up with names. Latasha is more free minded and is a fashionista. She wants to model and design her own clothes.

In the end, the Blackwoods are a funny bunch. They love a good social event and has caused more than one scandal, but they are loved by the public and adored by their fans… you know the hordes made up fans that this silly artist wanna imagine 😂 Oh man, once again, remembering when I was standing in the shower singing into the brush pretending to entertain the crowd with your angelic voice…
And then… your brother knocks on the door… “ENOUGH WITH THE ABBA ALREADY BRO!”

huh… everyone is a critic 😂

Oh man, I hope you like this part of the Rockwaller clan.

Yours truly
Hammer