Trick or Treating. (Patreon)

Okay, early I know, but it’s only a sketch, and I really really, REALLY wanna make some good Halloween stuff this year.

Please please please… oh please sweet gods of inspiration let me not jinx it…

Here we have her Majesty Queen La of Middleton out with her daughter (by proxy) Athena trick or treating. I think her Majesty’s son and daughter Ra’an and Lo are coming down with the sniffles this time around and the can’t go beg for candy. Her Majesty not being a fan of any her kids begging under any circumstances are overcome with pity and the begging and tugging of her other kids (Athena included) to go on a round to get some candy.

Athena instructs her mom on what to wear; as little as possible.

La: How come, Princess?

Athena: Well, the less you wear, mom, the more candy we will get.

La: Hmm, what an odd system… just when I thought I had learned the local costumes.

When they are out and about, Athena has a good planned route. Just like her father, she lives for Halloween. Also when she is pushing it in the age area.
Athena gently pushes her mother and Queen up the walkways.

Athena: You first mom.

La: Don’t push me, Princess Athena…

They come to the door and a guy with a bowl of candy opens. He sees La, and the following exchange unfolds.

La: Evening Peasant.

La stretches her arm holding the plastic witch cauldron.

La: We, Queen La of Middleton, thy Majesty, hereby request in the name of my son the prince and daughter the princess of Middleton, that thou parts with some of thy candy in the holiday spirit. I know it’s unconventional that a grown up and a member of the Royal family goes from door to door to beg for sugary sweets, but I am a mother first. Please contribute to my children‘s regain of health and I shall allow thee to look upon my lush body with thy lustful eyes.

Peasant: Ooooh, wow…

Peasant relinquishing all his candy.

Athena sees how quickly La gets her cauldron filled.

Athena: Wow… mom you’re good.

La: Thank you peasant. May you have a good evening, and feel free to watch my hindquarters as I depart your premises.

Athena giggles as the guy in the doorway watch the perfect ass of her mom depart.

Athena: Daddy says she is her own size worth in gold.

Athena runs after her mom.

Peasant: Uhuh… he is not wrong…


Yours truly
Hammer