We take a HARD LOOK at the most evil, disgusting force terrorizing the entire world. The GOVERNMENT, then run for the hills to live off grid once the CIA decides to track us down after blowing the whistle on the biggest scandal of all time: TURTLEGATE. Also Ross from Friends is mentioned briefly at some point. PCP Episode 122 -Ross, the Government, and TurtleGate Full PCP Episode Playlist - https://goo.gl/mduhGw Mp3 link: https://goo.gl/Rr6dbQ All PCP mp3s: https://goo.gl/WVbIw6 Support the PCP on Patreon conglomerate empire society! http://www.patreon.com/TheProCrastinators BUY PCP SHIRTS & MERCH! https://www.redbubble.com/people/ProCrastinators/shop https://paom.com/designer/TheProcrastinators TPC Twitter: https://twitter.com/TPCrastinators TPC Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheProCrastinators TCP wiki: https://procrastipedia.miraheze.org and Introducing the PCP Voicemail! https://www.speakpipe.com/PCPVoicemail This episodes Pro Crastinators: Hippocrit: youtube.com/hippocrit Best Guy Ever: https://www.youtube.com/BestGuyEverShow Munchy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrC5ZUjKndBuDxlO6X1p1vw Mage: http://www.youtube.com/LethalAuroraMage Ben Saint: http://saintcomix.com Edited by Tom Oliver SHOWNOTES: Hippo's literal zipper head character: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41RbiA0KiKL.jpg Mumkey? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/175258702864056320/483325909256896532/unknown.png 1:12:23 Nate and Munchy's 4chan Reaction Images 1:29:04 Munchy's fountain https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/175258702864056320/483345062248448011/bea-evenson-fountain-balboa-park-san-diegocalifornia-united-states-DW58AY.jpg?width=938&height=703 1:39:41 The Hawaiian flag https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/175258702864056320/483347742975066114/1200px-Flag_of_Hawaii.png 1:41:15 The TRUE Hawaiian flag https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/175258702864056320/483348121271926794/latest.png 1:49:01 Munchy's Epic Find https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/175258702864056320/483351511959732245/unknown.png 2:20:04 I AM GAMES https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUHmrJz5TUUlm5dE4yYp_mw/videos PCP Highlights Channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNBP4BmPEbhRFPxkm60HAaw Onespar's highlights https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4SK3teeR9gmz_MLFWDTJ6Q LIVING, BREATHING DINOSAURS https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/175258702864056320/483349512761507840/unknown.png