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[M4A] A Totally Normal Morning Routine That Ends With Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Happening [Mostly SFW] (Patreon)

Published:
2022-01-10 01:51:17
Imported:
2023-01

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A normal start to the day.

*A different version of the audio exists on the internet. To compensate, this audio has an added cut conversation bit from the non-Patreon version of the audio, featuring an impression of my roommate that I will call "spooky roommate" due to their voice just being a gravely version of my regular voice. This conversation was cut from other versions of the audio because it didn't fit the naturalistic vibe. 

What's your morning routine like? How do you rinse your mouth after you brush your teeth??

Comments

Ange

The January blooper had me laughing for sure. Why are some words just like that?? They’re totally normal and then suddenly not?

Anonymous

I love spooky roomie ;.; So supportive and carries that Halloween spirit all year long. I'm glad you enjoyed your woodshop project and lasagna!! I already told you how I rinsed my mouth (cup or hand as cup), but did you know some people recommend to not even rinse at all?? They suggest just spitting out the excess toothpaste then leaving whatever remains there. They say it leaves a protective fluoride coating on your teeth. Even if it is better, I don't do it because I don't enjoy the taste of toothpaste. But yee, take care of your teeth!! :D

somewhatimmoral
>>75370758

NO RINSE?? Okay, okay- I actually do that at nighttime since I heard it’s better. But all the time?? That’s how you accidentally combine toothpaste flavor with orange juice, or something. Wild!!

somewhatimmoral
>>75362333

I found a whole list of words like that, that just sound weird to pronounce out loud but only when you’re thinking about it. Supposably?? Drawer??? Worcestershire?????