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The chief engineer is suddenly given something to do.


(yeah, N'yan moves pretty fast. She's a frickin' alien cat!)

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Insert joke about Jeffries tubes and other similar things here for feline speed.

Ever700

She's so Spicy! I am loving this story its just makes my day haha.

Glenn Sellers

Haven't you ever wanted to hear Spock say that to Kirk? LOL.

draegwolf

She reminds me of a possible mascot you might have designed a ways back.

RJ

"Sir, we're out of gas"

RJ

"... This is why my nickname is Whiskey..."

Skunkupine

This is even somewhat canonical - In ST-TAS's episode "Mudd's Passion" M'Ress and Scotty get lovey-dovey for a while after Mudd's passion formula gets in the air ducts. At least until the potion wore off. (Hey Scotty - don't you think the air handling system should do a better job of filtering out crap being sucked into it before sending it back out?)

Dan Merget

I'm betting Kirk winds up so desperate he pairs up with Spock, and regrets it immediately afterwards. BTW, he's seriously failing Leadership 101. He knows most of his crew will go insane unless they get "release" every 4 hours or so, and instead of telling them, he keeps it to himself to increase his odds of getting laid. Dude, make a 5-minute broadcast explaining the problem and allotting every crew member 2 or 3 sufficient breaks per shift already.

Anonymous

I believe that Lieutenant N'yan may be able to convince Whisk that it is indeed possible to change the laws of physics, laws of physics, laws of physics, Captain.