Guzma x Sidon NSFW | Prince & Pauper (Patreon)

Yes, you read that right. No, this has nothing to do with the classic "The Prince and the Pauper" tale and everything to do with me not having any idea what to title this absolutely RIDICULOUS dual audio crossover. This wasn't posted on April 1st because truth be told, this is too real (11 minutes real) to be a simple prank.

The audio opens with Guzma "battling" an unknown Pokemon (Sidon), that can TALK (he's not a Pokemon), and after a bit of banter, Guzma agrees to help this Prince from a faraway land find his way home. Because hey, if he's a Prince, perhaps there's a juicy reward for helping him out!

Things take a turn after the day is spent fruitlessly searching for a sign of getting Sidon back home, and Guzma thinks his new friend is way too uptight. His solution? Well...

Contains: Both Guzma and Sidon voices, a ridiculous crossover scenario that is as funny as it is lewd, Guzma's battle theme, ocean waves, Guzma bottoming for Sidon.