Military names and ranks (Patreon)

My dad was a marine, and other than mentioning that he peeled a lot of potatoes, he never really talked about it. So, when it comes to all things military, I pretty much depend on the power of google, and the few military SF books I've read. That said, I was researching names for this next segment coming up, and I wanted some giggle-worthy options. I stumbled across this relatively ancient Reddit post, and thought I'd share it. I did steal a few, but I didn't want to get too crazy, so I left the best ones behind.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/5euuw3/funniest_name_youve_seen_in_the_military/