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Even when I know the loud pop is coming from a bottle of Prosecco or Champagne, it still startles me 😖 I think I fear the cork will go rogue and injure me or someone else 🤣

So while Oscar and Ezra have definitely opened these bottles before, I imagine they’re the same. For such light bubbly drinks, they’re so violent. And it goes down way too easy. I was surprised that the Prosecco I like is only 11% in comparison to the wine I get which is 13.5% and then the gin I get is 37.5% my insides are well sterilised 🤣

When I want to be the dapper, distinguished character like Oscar but in actuality I’m the weirdo in the back like Sawyer, screeching and running around the place with my own bottle of “shampers.” I’ve heard a few people refer to champagne here as shampers, cracks me up every time.