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I got to go on the vomit comet!! This is what I've been secretively plugging for the longest time. It happened a couple of weeks ago and it was the wildest thing I've ever done. And spoiler alert: did not vomit. I didn't get motion sick at all during the flight actually, but weirdly enough as soon as we got back on ground I started feeling super weird. I think my body was just protesting getting back to gravity, it was all like "I'M A FREE BIRD NOW, LET ME GO"

BTW on popular request I made an ASSTRONAUT t-shirt + one with SEND SIMONE TO SPACE. The code SIMONE20 gets you 20% off. Buy it here if you're feeling like it, skip it if you don't. Don't want you to buy shit you don't need. Selling it hard over here.

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I got to be weightless for 7.5 minutes

✨ 👩🏻‍🚀 Get the ASSTRONAUT t-shirt (and other things) HERE: http://simonegiertz.merchlabs.com/ Thanks Google's Making & Science Team for making this happen. I'm sorry I used your budget for terribly unreasonable things #sciencegoals THANKS TO ADAM ISAAK WHO HELPED FILM AND EDIT THIS http://adamisaak.com/ 👇 OTHER PLACES WHERE I POST STUFF 👇 Join the Robot Uprising and support me on PATREON.

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Anonymous

So...any hope for "asstronaut" booty shorts? Or underwear?

Anonymous

I can't stop watching. Your sheer speechless joy makes me happy :)