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Naked Super-villain vs Army Tanks (NSFW) (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-16 04:16:32
Imported:
2023-06

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The thing about shooting an invulnerable superhuman is it just pissed him off...

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S Munson

Um.... Interesting how the circumference of Derek's penis is almost equal to that of the canon in his hand... Or is it an optical illusion?

pratev
>>106460132

Well now, let's look into this... The tank is a Merkava, 143,000lb vehicle (71.5 tons), the main armament is a 120mm shoothbore gun. 120mm is 4.7 inches in diameter. Now, I took the liberty of measuring Derek's various attributes while he posed for me. The member in question when fully erect is 16 inches in length with a circumference of 14.3 inches. A little math puts the diameter at 4.6 inches, just a tenth of an inch shy of the cannon's bore diameter. You are correct, my friend! You have an amazing eye for borehole diameters!