April Release Overview - April Fools Joke (Patreon)

WARGAMES ARE DEAD, LONG LIVE RACING GAMES!

Hello everyone,

Today we are happy to announce that we have finally listened to all of your feedback, and we are officially switching away from wargaming miniatues, into a new era of racing miniatures!

We've seen your comments and complaints about the poor quality of our models, the terrible art direction, and of course that we're not providing enough value for the money. You are absolutely right, our wargaming models suck, so we're throwing them all into the trash (where they belong).

After long deliberation, we've decided that since our wargaming models are so bad, we're going to switch to a new type of miniatures, made for racing games. :D

In the coming years, you can expect us to release 1 high fidelity racing model every month, inviting you into the heart-pounding world of miniature racing, the tears of split-second pit stop tire changes, and of course the drama of the inter-personal relationships of the racing pilots.

To give everyone a taste of this new direction, we have decided to give out this month's miniature for free, so that the world can enjoy it. That's right, with this new amazing deal you now get $0+ worth of content for just $10!

Grab the model for free by CLICKING HERE!

THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING US!

EVERYTHING YOU GET THIS MONTH

3D Print Rewards (1 model):

• Ratmen - Racer Trio x1

3D Print Welcome Pack:

• Dispensable

2D Print Rewards:

• Superfluous

Early Access Rewards:

• Redundant

Full Rulebook Rewards:

• Unneeded

General Rewards:

• Inessential

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You may not sell, share, distribute, rent, transfer, copy, reproduce or republish the files in any way. You may also not sell, share, distribute, rent or transfer the prints that you make in any way, and you may not re-cast the prints either.

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